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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2010, 11:27:27 AM »
> and be careful, if u ever upset him it's a hate crime

I upset him all the time and to the best of my knowledge I don't have an arrest record

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2010, 12:09:35 PM »
I'm actually making a serious point, i'm not even trying to be racist. Let's say he takes one of the jokes the wrong way (we all have to admit it happens, humor is a funny thing) and it becomes a real issue. He see's an opportunity, gets a lawyer, and it becomes a cluster fuck of a law suit.

Is it likely? No, but it CAN happen. It is generally the harmless actions and the people you NEVER expect that end up fucking you.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2010, 01:11:34 PM »
If you guys want to have a "why isn't there a white entertainment television" thread do it somewhere else

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2010, 01:27:42 PM »
you're missing my point, and i wasnt trying to hijack
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #49 on: April 30, 2010, 02:30:40 PM »
If you guys want to have a "why isn't there a white entertainment television" thread do it somewhere else
There is, it is called porn

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #50 on: April 30, 2010, 03:54:57 PM »
you're missing my point, and i wasnt trying to hijack
Your point is that my friend is going to take something the wrong way and sue me and my company for a hate crime.  It doesn't belong in this thread, and it is racist.

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #51 on: April 30, 2010, 04:06:45 PM »
If you guys want to have a "why isn't there a white entertainment television" thread do it somewhere else

Why the plural?

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #52 on: April 30, 2010, 04:23:58 PM »
Preemptive for anyone else that wants to indulge

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2010, 02:35:29 PM »
He's off today, so I walled off his cube with boxes.

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2010, 02:38:58 PM »
He's off today, so I walled off his cube with boxes.
Filled or empty?

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2010, 12:40:29 PM »
Filled of course!

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2010, 10:04:37 PM »
Good man.

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Re: Office pranks
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2015, 10:52:06 AM »
So there's this really lame "prank" that people do around here where they just call you for no reason and hang up when you answer. Totally lame and you can see who it is on the caller ID.  Shouldn't even qualify as a prank.

So I wrote a quick script that uses Tropo to call the office through a backdoor line that doesn't show up on caller ID, it pauses for the IVR to pick up and dials the given user's extension.

When they answer, they hear this:

https://youtu.be/PWmfNeLs7fA?t=35s

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« Last Edit: August 19, 2015, 11:01:55 AM by micah »
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