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dirty talk
« on: January 10, 2009, 12:49:08 AM »
Does anyone else feel really stupid with the dirty talk in the bedroom? I hate making any noise but heather likes it...I feel...weird I dunno lol
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 12:55:09 AM »
PLEASE LOCK THIS TOPIC NOW!!!!
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 12:58:34 AM »
Come on seriously we need to discuss this. I can't possibly be alone. Its embarassing and I feel my nerves in the bedroom are costing me wow points.

I have never encounted a woman who wanted me to be more vocally expressive LOL
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2009, 12:59:14 AM »
Jenn feel free to chime in
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2009, 02:29:26 AM »
what the fuck?
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2009, 02:37:09 AM »
Is this here because it's the manpoon forum?
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 02:48:16 AM »
So its me then
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 08:24:19 AM »
I kind of expected Ober to make an appearance in this one.

Never really got into the dirty talk in bed and none of my partners ever did.  Not really my thing.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2009, 09:25:28 AM »
That's my issue, this is a first. All of the girls I have been with are noisy, my ex even talked a little, but this one wants me to open up and express my enjoyment lol.

I expected ober in here too lol
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2009, 11:35:22 AM »
WTF... why am I expected in here?

Oh well... I enjoy hearing it and giving it... and it's been requested from me as well.  If you're not into it then ... not sure what to tell you.  I think it's hot.  It took me a bit to get into it but it gives it a little edge when you throw in something dirty they don't expect or you hear something you're not expecting.  I'll be honest, if the talking is good enough, I don't last as long.  TMI?  And vice versa.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 11:37:00 AM »
So I just gotta get past it and realize she honestly wants to hear it. I think the problem is everything I think to say sounds fn retarded LOL
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 11:44:01 AM »
Quote from: RoD on January 10, 2009, 11:37:00 AM
So I just gotta get past it and realize she honestly wants to hear it. I think the problem is everything I think to say sounds fn retarded LOL

Try this.

Only say things you can quote from one of the five SAW movies.  Say them hard!
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 11:46:10 AM »
Then ask her what she wants to hear.  It's not that hard.  If you don't ask, you'll end up saying the wrong thing.
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 11:50:44 AM »
Quote from: ober on January 10, 2009, 11:46:10 AM
Then ask her what she wants to hear.  It's not that hard.  If you don't ask, you'll end up saying the wrong thing.

Damn!

Oh.  And don't always expect movie quotes in return.  That can be your thing?
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Re: dirty talk
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2009, 11:52:29 AM »
"Oh baby yeah yeah do it NOW yeah baby like that mmmmmm"

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