I really, really do. You seem like a nice guy and all, and you are very talented, yet you keep FUCKING me. See in week one i chose you as a starter. The rest of my lineup saved, but your an oppositional asshole and somehow defied all logic and programming to keep your ass firmly planted to my bench. You had a great time that day, not that i shared in it with you. Come week two i was happy to see your smiling face on my starting lineup. You slacked off, asshole, and it upset me.
So then comes this week. You didn't practice at all, you were listed as questionable, and andy reid was quoted in a press release that you would most likely not play tonight. So sadly i had to bench you. And you, Mr. Jackson, stabbed me in the back. Not only did you play, but you yet again had a fantastic night and racked up 22.9 FUCKING POINTS!!
Enjoy your upcoming bye week. I can only hope you dont get hit by a truck, cause i really need you to get your act together.