Author Topic: WHY PARENTS DRINK  (Read 3001 times)

Mike

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« on: April 15, 2005, 06:14:05 PM »
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's
home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?"
"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2005, 06:17:26 PM »
Haha, good one 9/10
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2005, 06:39:32 PM »
I liked it! 8/10 :D
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2005, 06:39:57 PM »
Oldie, but a goodie 8/10 :D

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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2005, 06:47:06 PM »
I havent heard it before, its was pretty good. 7/10

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2005, 07:19:37 PM »
nice 8/10
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2005, 12:36:07 AM »
That's totally something I would've done as a kid...:D

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2005, 01:28:35 AM »
old one, but nice..7/10
Assassins do it from behind.

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2005, 01:53:59 AM »
new to me!

9/10
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2005, 08:26:36 AM »
0/10.
My son had a sleepover at his friend's house last year, and the friend's little brother called 911 (999 in the UK) claiming Brian, my son, was beating him. Brian was playing video games with his pal.
Luckily we live in a small town, and the brat's grandpa was a retired cop.
Go with the bad joke theory - RoD

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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2005, 09:57:49 AM »
I don't get it :( Well maybe I do......just didn't bring a chuckle out of me. 4/10

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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2005, 03:20:07 PM »
that was pretty creepy... maybe i'm not in the right mood

//edit: not creepy so much as just not laugh-out-loud funny.

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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2005, 05:05:00 AM »
One of my uncles was woken up shockingly by the police officers and a fire crew one evening, he had been sleeping on the coutch in his living room. Apparently his son, who was six years old, had called 911.

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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2005, 11:48:16 PM »
good one! 9/10
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?