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Govtcheez

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2007, 04:02:50 PM »
Also if anyone has any specific questions about players, real or fake, let me know.  Also if anyone wants to know who wins what, all stars, etc.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2007, 04:20:11 PM »
Chuck doesn't do well in the majors because they can catch up with his fastball. The minor leaguers can't touch the heat.

Or at least that is what I was thinking.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2007, 04:23:52 PM »
The sim is currently in 2021.  I have 527 career home runs, 2 MVPs, etc etc

I've made one All Star Game.  What the fuck.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2007, 04:56:56 PM »
>I've made one All Star Game.  What the fuck<<

Alienating that female fan base, at 450 pounds lose some weight man!

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2007, 04:58:26 PM »
Actually on the downswing of my career I was elected to 3 in a row, but they were some of my worst years :confused:

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2007, 05:11:11 PM »
All-star balloting is such a joke... players just get in on name alone. :p

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2007, 05:40:01 PM »
Jay Dizzle voted into HOF with 81% of the vote; career numbers:
2xAL MVP
4xAll Star
636 HR
.311 AVG
2967 H

I played the bulk of my career with Detroit and Toronto, almost exclusively as DH.  I finished my career with a 1 year stop in Atlanta.  I'm 6th on the career HR list behind Bonds, Aaron, Ruth, Pujols (lol), and Willie Mays.

Karl Marx
341 HR
849 H
.204 AVG (hehe)

Played most of his career in Cincy, then bounced around a bit.  He was the NL HR leader in 2015 and 2016 and the RBI leader in 2016.  He also hit 4 HR in a game one time. Also over 1000 career Ks

ober:
58HR
439 H
.255 AVG

You played your entire major league career as a backup for the White Sox, and finished up in Japan and the Texas-Louisiana league (???).  You were also out for 7 months in 2016 after breaking your back.  I'm gonna guess it was a shaving related accident.

Canuck:
8HR
75H
.227 AVG

You won a WS ring with Toronto (you played your whole career there until going to Japan for a year, where you played really well).  The good news is you have a 1.000 fielding percentage in CF.  Bad news is you only played in 42 games out there, possibly because you put yourself behind Vernon Wells

Charlie
11-7 career
5.76 ERA
154 K

Your stats are misleading because you were primarily used as a middle/long reliever (you averaged 3IP per outing).  You were a fuckin stud in the minors, but got smacked around in the bigs.  You bounced between AAA and MLB for your whole career, spent entirely with San Francisco.  But hey, you got to be there when Barry broke Aaron's record :)

Ol' Spitty

I've got no idea.  You're not in the database, but I did make you.  I'm guessing you were arresting for bootlegging on the way to spring training.

So ends the first run of ESink BB Mogul!  Any thoughts?  Wanna do it again?  Make any changes to your guys?

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2007, 05:51:06 PM »
Yes!  I want to see how ol' spitty does when he drops to a 20 year old.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2007, 05:51:35 PM »
>> Any thoughts?
Thoroughly enjoyed it.

>> Wanna do it again?
If you're up for it, but maybe not right this minute.

>> Make any changes to your guys?
Use Dave Cato.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2007, 05:52:20 PM »
Yeah, WS ring!!!

I would like to be on a team where I can be a starter, if that is possible :P

Thanks, thats pretty cool :D

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2007, 05:56:51 PM »
> If you're up for it, but maybe not right this minute.

Definitely not right now.  It's a good thing I took this afternoon off because this stuff took a few hours to run.

Maybe I'll start another one next week and do a few years every day.  Sound ok?  That means you guys have until next Tuesday to change yer dudes and anyone who missed out has that long to get in.  I really enjoyed this :)
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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2007, 06:20:09 PM »
A few years per day is fine. I think I'll bump up te abilities of the Devil a bit. I don't need an all-star, but I'd rather not get stuck in the minors for my entire career.

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2007, 06:22:10 PM »
If you're going to change things can you post them here so I don't have to keep going through and checking the first pages?

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2007, 06:32:26 PM »
What's the difference between looking here and looking at a different page?

Name: Dave Cato
Birth Date/Year: 11/14/1977
Birth City, State/Province, Country: Sacramento, CA, USA
Nickname: The Devil
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185
Bats: R
Throws: R
Position: 2B
Organization: Oakland A's

Contact: Great
Power: Fair
Eye: Great
Speed: Average

Arm: Average
Range: Average
Fielding: Good

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Re: Who wants to play some baseball?
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2007, 06:39:02 PM »
Fuck you that's what