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Best part about working from home
« on: October 22, 2021, 04:35:04 PM »
You get to poop on company time from the comfort of your own bathroom.

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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2021, 12:21:52 AM »
My wife might disagree, since her office is closest to the bathroom.

But I agree. :)
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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2021, 01:06:01 AM »
We have 2.5 baths... only 1 has a bidet ... and it seems like everytime I want to use it my wife is either taking a shower or in there for some reason.  I suppose that's the downside to both of us working from home.

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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2021, 10:20:35 AM »
Speaking of clean butts.... Finnish butts are pretty clean (not that I have done a survey).  Damn near every toilet has one of these...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower
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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2021, 12:12:54 PM »
Man talk about taking a garden hose to your ass...

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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2021, 12:26:35 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2021, 01:33:54 PM »
I feel like I'd make a bigger mess with that.

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Re: Best part about working from home
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2021, 01:09:26 PM »
I thought so too... but the wand style ones are surprisingly simple to use. You just lean forward and spray downward into the toilet.
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