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« on: August 29, 2005, 02:19:39 PM »
something I just squeezed out ;)

Tardy

Late to work – as always,
she met him at the break-room door;
“you smell very potent today.”

Flustered, he felt blood rush to the
head.
Was it the new cologne he splashed on today,
or was it the smell of semen left on his
underwear from jacking-off
fantasizing about her
blond
hair.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2005, 02:41:32 PM by axon »
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2005, 02:27:41 PM »
LMFAO

i so didnt see that coming
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2005, 02:57:27 PM »
Personal experience Axon?

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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2005, 03:04:20 PM »
>>Personal experience Axon?<<

I have no idea what you're talking about Rob!

Again, all the characters and situations in my work are fictitious!!

:p
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2005, 03:44:50 AM »
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2005, 04:06:34 AM »
I'm disappointed - I was expecting something about Dr. Who. :(

I have a strong suspicion you'll be writing about haemorrhoids and arthritis in due course, axon. :p

Reminds me of...
Quote from: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Cologne

IN Köhln, a town of monks and bones,
And pavements fang'd with murderous stones
And rags, and hags, and hideous wenches;
I counted two and seventy stenches,
All well defined, and several stinks!
Ye Nymphs that reign o'er sewers and sinks,
The river Rhine, it is well known,
Doth wash your city of Cologne;
But tell me, Nymphs, what power divine
Shall henceforth wash the river Rhine?
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 04:17:07 AM »
he will be writing bout the carpol tunnel syndrome he got making those stains
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 04:36:10 AM »
>>Flustered, he felt blood rush to the
head.

Ha. Clever. I only just saw that.
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 08:42:09 AM »
Quote from: Rob
>>Flustered, he felt blood rush to the
head.

Ha. Clever. I only just saw that.


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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 10:44:28 AM »
Something you just "squeezed out," eh?
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 03:48:42 PM »
I got confused with the title, too, jkim but it's actually 'Tardy' not 'Turdy'.
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 05:44:19 PM »
no, i think jkim got it ;) :p
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