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Name my book
« on: July 28, 2008, 06:01:00 PM »
We have all dropped jokes about how my life could be a book, and i think im going to write it. I'm being serious i think it would be funny as hell, and writing it could be both theraputic and fun. I think i would stick to my love life. But i need a title.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 06:05:22 PM »
It is so hard to not be really mean here.  I hope you appreciate that.

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 06:20:51 PM »
"A shot in the arm"

I assume that is where they give you the antibotics for your STD.

Unlike Govt I don't feel like controlling my meaness.

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 06:26:08 PM »
"A shot in the arm"

I assume that is where they give you the antibotics for your STD.

Unlike Govt I don't feel like controlling my meaness.
haha goddam talk about OWND

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 06:39:30 PM »
"Darkies, What are They Good For?"

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 06:48:02 PM »
hahaha
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 08:13:47 PM »
"I don't need this right now"

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 09:06:08 PM »
^ i like that
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 11:47:28 PM »
More honest answer, I think you should go with "I'm worth $257.33" or similar variation.

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 12:14:09 AM »
Ooh that's a good one

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 02:19:15 AM »
I think you'd have some good stories from that security guard gig you had a while back. Some of that stuff you posted was fucked up
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Re: Name my book
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 10:29:40 AM »
"What could possibly go wrong?"
RoD




although I like ethic's better.

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 12:24:43 PM »
LMFAO

"I'm worth $257.33" and "What could possibly go wrong?" are both great.

And i considered including the stories from the guard job, the era of living in my car, etc but then it becomes very much a biography of my life and im a nobody.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 03:42:36 PM »
You all missed the most important part of RoD's post.

Quote from: RoD
I think i would stick to my love life.

"My right hand and me"

 :jerkit: ;)

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Re: Name my book
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 03:53:43 PM »
that book sounds like it would hit the homosexual top 50 list
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?