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World Cup thread: At least we're not France
« on: June 05, 2010, 05:59:28 PM »
Rob's stupid avatar reminded me that the World Cup starts next week.  The US and England are in the same group, which unfortunately means that the US men have to share the field with noted pederast Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney, who is currently being sued by DreamWorks for infringing on their Shrek character's copyright.  Fortunately it'll be a quick kill, as the US-England match is a week from today at 2:30 eastern and the Three Lambs will probably be crying all the way back to Piccadilly by 4:30 eastern.
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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2010, 07:17:35 PM »
Rob's stupid avatar [some crap] ...

Twat.

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 08:44:07 PM »
One of the Brits I game with says that the US may do well.  I had no idea that the Brits hadn't taken the Cup since 66.

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2010, 09:44:43 PM »
Vamos vamos... Argentina, vamos vamos, a ganar!!!

Ok, I just jumped on the Argentina boat for my fiance and her family. But still... I was at the Argentina vs Canada game a couple weeks ago in Buenos Aires, lots of fun.

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 04:19:44 AM »

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2010, 07:03:40 AM »
Rob's stupid avatar reminded me that the World Cup starts next week.  The US and England are in the same group, which unfortunately means that the US men have to share the field with noted pederast Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney, who is currently being sued by DreamWorks for infringing on their Shrek character's copyright.  Fortunately it'll be a quick kill, as the US-England match is a week from today at 2:30 eastern and the Three Lambs will probably be crying all the way back to Piccadilly by 4:30 eastern.

That's hilarious!

America beating England...Ha!

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2010, 09:12:13 AM »
Rob's stupid avatar reminded me that the World Cup starts next week.  The US and England are in the same group, which unfortunately means that the US men have to share the field with noted pederast Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney, who is currently being sued by DreamWorks for infringing on their Shrek character's copyright.  Fortunately it'll be a quick kill, as the US-England match is a week from today at 2:30 eastern and the Three Lambs will probably be crying all the way back to Piccadilly by 4:30 eastern.

That's hilarious!

America beating England...Ha!

yah...I think getting one goal in will be a success. Both teams have weak defenses now, so it will be interesting. But I think as far as world cup records go, USA has not lost to England in about 50 years :D
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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2010, 01:45:42 PM »
Rob's stupid avatar [some crap] ...

Twat.

Hah! Drunken posting FTW!
Last night I was too drunk to post.  Yet another thing the US is better at than England

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 11:07:46 AM »
I am disappointed that more of you IN GER LAND people aren't defending your silly little team in here

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 11:52:26 AM »
Dude, all the talking that needs to be done will be done on the pitch :dunno:

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 12:23:13 PM »
Prediction:

USA 4 (Altidore x 2, Oneywu, Dempsey)
England 1 (Beckham's knee)

ENGLAND IN ROO-INS

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 03:02:55 PM »
I'll take that bet! How much?

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 03:20:48 PM »
If you wanna make a real bet, how bout the loser has to wear an avatar of the winner's choosing until the end of the tournament (winner of the game straight up, not my silly prediction)

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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 04:24:45 PM »
You got it...


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Re: World Cup thread
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 04:26:46 PM »
this is gonna look good on you