SCO LawyerCourt PapersThere's one lawyer who'll never trouble you again!8YesYes
ahlukaoestrogenBanned1YesOh god, yes.
GovtCheeza hundred thousand hairy-legged cheese mitesCheeses of Nazareth, that hurt!9yesyes
Oobie Doobie Doospam festerlingsWell, that was more than a close shave.10YesYes
Thantosdeath misspellingI die therefore I'm Death?10NoYes
Ethicpositive attitudeethic: 1, loser who beat me: 09YesYes
ACLULawsuitAt least I can still appeal12YesYes
Windows 98Blue Screen of DeathHa! You still have to use me!10Forest Creature? YesGraveyard Creature?
FEMA RepresentitiveInept tardinessAm I late?12YesNo