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JOTD 18/5 #2
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2005, 02:25:02 AM »
i have a stationary fetish

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2005, 02:33:38 AM »
The first thought that came to my mind when I read that first link was "holy shit, they're EVERYWHERE!".
Leave the gun. Take the canolis.

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2005, 03:10:53 AM »
Let me also refer you to the lyrics to the song 'Boke' by Chris Flankline

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I hate the new age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you,
But you look at me,
like maybe I'm an angel underneath
Haven't brushed me teeth.

Yesterday I lied
But all me mates
gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
I really went out drinking,
I told you I was at work
Don't ask me for commitment,
'Cause it's something I will shirk

I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away

Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll
have to fetch another can
Rest assured,
That if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
and today won't mean a thing

I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way

When you think
You've got me figured out
The season's already changing

I think it's cool
When I act like a tool
And my mates try to shave me

[chorus x2]
i have a stationary fetish

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JOTD 18/5 #2
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2005, 07:59:54 AM »
>>I think it's cool
>>When I act like a tool
>>And my mates try to shave me

Soo.... he's a homo?

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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2005, 08:06:08 AM »
You people are crazy.

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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2005, 08:51:11 AM »
d00d.  Look at your avatar.  You fit right in.