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« on: June 30, 2005, 12:59:15 AM »
Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."
 
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a Telstra help desk.
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2005, 01:26:16 AM »
meh...4/10
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 06:44:53 AM »
That joke sucked.

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 08:53:08 AM »
I'd give it a 2/10, but you lose another point for being in the wrong fucking month.

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2005, 09:18:42 AM »
I chuckled, that's good for 5/10.
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2005, 09:24:42 AM »
I get it, the joke is in the title :)

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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 09:58:06 AM »
:cry:
that was horrible.
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2005, 10:11:36 AM »
Quote from: 7smurfs
I get it, the joke is in the title :)

Haha, now that actually made me laugh.

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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2005, 02:10:47 PM »
what's telstra?

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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2005, 03:38:50 PM »
Disclaimer: I only know this from previous bitching of our Australian members.

It's some shitty telephone/cable/internet provider.

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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2005, 06:06:39 PM »
fuck the lot of you then ;)
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2005, 06:39:16 PM »
No lube?  :eek: