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Huffin Puffer actually had an OK season coming off his severed elbow ligament (lol). He went 4-7 with an ERA of 5.04. Your DICE (predicted ERA) was actually 5.07, so congrats to that I guess! He also threw in a two week vacation from a finger stress fracture to keep things interesting
Karl Marx apparently impressed some people during last season. He stayed in AA for 20 games, putting up Marx-esque numbers (.239/.272/.591 with 9HR). AAA was 86 games, where he had similar numbers for contact, as well as 27HR and 78 RBI. From there he went to the big club in Cincy for 60 games, where curiously his numbers barely suffered. Sure, he batted .220, but what do you expect? He still hit 17HR and had 53RBI. I guess he just figured out that you only have to make sure bat hit ball and it go far.
I kind of forgot Johnny Canuck in the other posts, but there's not much to say. He's yo-yoing from AAA (where he hits .300+) to the majors (where his career average is .196). Kind of the definition of a AAAA player. He's got 8 steals in the bigs and has only been caught once, though!
I'm still in AA, putting up the same numbers I did the last few years
Chuck Kitt is tearing up rookie ball, and he spent a good amount of time in the bigs in 2007, making 12 starts. He was 1-0 in the 2008 season!
but spent all of 2009 in rookie ball, where he went 6-1 with a 2.93 ERA and 62K/50BB