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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2005, 11:59:45 PM »
im starting my own
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 12:29:21 AM »
its going to be called mountaindewism
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 12:48:46 AM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

That's brilliant! Pretty damn funny too...
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2005, 10:24:11 AM »
:rofl:  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2005, 08:39:16 PM »
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 "Mein Gott, ein Nudelmonster!"
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2005, 08:42:14 PM »
"Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" - Sounds like the name of a prog. rock band from NJ.
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2005, 06:36:52 AM »
Superb. :D

Not entirely unrelated, I was just reading about intelligent falling the other day.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2005, 01:19:21 PM »
Howdy,
 For a minute there I thought maybe the Mormon missionaries had visted you, like 7 times or something...

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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2005, 04:25:55 PM »
ROFLMAO - I just walked into the Science Center (My other home) and there was a 7th grader and his mother at the Bulliten Board by the door looking at a flyer that read:

"Emancipate yourself form Mental Slavery
Discover the truch about our creation
Be touched by His Noodley Appendage

Convert to FSM today!"
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2005, 01:36:59 AM »
I know know one cares anymore...but I don't care.

I had a conference with one of my favorite prof's yesterday - a real old cognition/memory guy that's told stories about the things he saw in the frat next door (SAE) when he lived by them....somehow FSM came up, and I asked him if he had anything to do with the signs....he didn't answer

It's all the more funny when you realize that a  65 year old retiring prof put them up.
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2005, 09:12:09 AM »
LISP should have its own religion.

FSM is cool too.

I also agree with the ideas that are being represented by said religion, I'd love to see a teacher try to teach creationism in an unbased manner:
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And any number of deities may or may not have created certain or all aspects of the universe.


It would also be harder depending on what the religion of the teacher is. A Wiccan teacher may not teach the same ideas as a Christian teacher.

Ok I'm rambling now.