been hear about 6 months, and its definitly a weird place. but i like it. and im bored, so heres a few observations
1) Fat is no longer fat. What i used to consider fat is now "thick". Thick is now healthy, and what i used to consider healthy is now anorexic. If she weighs less then 125 pounds in michigan she's got somethin wrong with her. Like a wounded gazelle in the pack avoided by the lion.
2) I no longer seek a specific woman. I used to go for employed, no kids, doesnt smoke, no mental problems, and no history of interracial dating. If you can get ONE of those things here then you marry her. If you get them all you run cause someone is lying.
3) My standards have dropped considerably. See #1 & #2. My throwbacks are starting to look really good against some of my current front runners.
4) Every job is a great job. Nobody here is knocking anyone for flipping burgers or pumping gas. Michiganders get a job and cling to it like driftwood in a boat wreck.
5) Camo and road construction should be on the state flag.
6) I think this is the fattest state ever.
7) Walmart is "overpriced" because Dollar General has the same thing on sale.
8) OMG the way people drive. Let's all drive 100MPH, never check our mirrors, and if it isnt infront of us it doesnt exist. And a 77 deville is just as safe to break the sound barrier in as a 09 charger.
9) Any form of light on the road, flashing or otherwise, is a suggestion. Traffic lights, blinkers, messages, hazard lights, police, fire, ems, etc should all be viewed as a suggestion rather then a requirement. Green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means check twice but dont stop.
i know i got more....lol
