Author Topic: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie  (Read 3807 times)

hans

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Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« on: June 07, 2007, 02:35:24 PM »
"Your natural charm will attract someone special"

'Bout damn time! I've been getting Chinese from this nice little shop nearby and the food is good but until now the fortunes have been less than fortunous. More like observational statement. Finally I get a fortune I can be excited about. Although, I wish it would tell me when this will happen.
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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 03:06:45 PM »
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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 03:09:54 PM »
i got one yesterday, and when i read it, i threw it down on the table disgusted.  it read:

"Its about time I got out of that cookie!"

I WAS NOT AMUSED! :devil:
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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 03:10:37 PM »
i got one like that before, i thought it was funny
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 05:28:57 PM »
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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 07:20:19 PM »
this is so funny. A fortune in a fortune cookie pushed me to buy the bar: "take the chance while you still have the choice"
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Re: Finally, a fortune in my fortune cookie
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 06:14:43 PM »
this is so funny. A fortune in a fortune cookie pushed me to buy the bar: "take the chance while you still have the choice"
They were talking about getting that sex change operation you've been thinking about