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Teams you hate
« on: March 29, 2007, 12:30:35 PM »
One of the best parts about sports (besides cheerleaders), is the sheer amount of hatred you end up generating for teams, cities, or even countries.  Don't try to deny it, give into your hate and tell us who you hate and why (if you've got a reason)

University of Michigan (obvious)
Michigan State (self loathing)
Mexico
Almost any Central American team (this thread was actually inspired by Guatemala)
Mexico (Seriously fuck Mexico)
Italy (diving fairies)
NY Yankees (because I'm a good citizen)
Boston Red Sox (no one cares, seriously.  tessie, idiots, monster, manny.  shut the fuck up)
Detroit Lions (self loathing again)

And any team currently employing the following players:
Cristiano Ronaldo
AJ Pierzynlongpolishname
Mexico
Sean Avery
Jordin Tootoo
Martin Brodeur (Not really, he's a classy guy.  He's just too good)

Executives:
Matt Millen (obvious)
Bill Ford (obvious-er)
Bill Wirtz (possibly treats his fans worse than any other owner in sports)
The Chicago Tribune (may change with Baker gone)
Isiah Thomas (moron)
Peter Karmanos (only wanted a team because Ilitch had one, stole Hartford)
Gary Bettman (is actually trying to destroy hockey)
Randy Smith (thanks for crippling the Tigers!)

That was longer than I expected

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 01:50:04 PM »
Welp Govt.

We are on about the same page!

GJ!

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 01:52:32 PM »
The teams I hate are sorta fluid. There are the regulars that are rivals with my favorites, but even those teams will occasionally garner a soft spot from me depending on their situation. For example, I hated the Braves for years and I still consider them a "hate" team, but after years of making the playoffs and only winning the one world series I started to be ok with and even a little bit rooting for them to actually win another title.

So I'm going to put my "teams/players I'm not a fan of" out there even if I occasionally don't mind if they do well:

Cowboys (used to be rivals with 49ers)
Packers (used to be rivals with 49ers)
Lakers (rivals with Kings)
Dodgers (rivals with Giants)
Braves (used to be rivals with Giants)
Yankees (duh)
Notre Dame (?)
Roger Clemens
Vijay Singh
Kobe Bryant

There are no "rival" schools I don't like, because most of them are nearby and I root for them when my schools aren't doing well.


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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 02:01:56 PM »
Indianapolis Colts.
New York Yankees.

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 02:03:29 PM »
Roger Clemens
That reminds me: any athlete that can't decide whether he wants to retire or continue playing, ESPECIALLY if that leads to a holdout or completely screws up the team.  See Clemens, Roger or Favre, Brett

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 02:29:22 PM »
Yeah, I'm not a big Brett Favre fan either. Although it doesn't have anything to do with the retirement thing for either of them.

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2007, 03:06:03 PM »
oh, and fans that root for teams because they like the mascot or because they had a "wicked cool" Starter(R) jacket in 1994 (ie, Cowboys, Raiders, Stars, Hornets, Steelers)
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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 03:47:53 PM »
I hates me some Dallas Stars (being that edmonton met them in the playoffs like 8 times in 11 consecutive years or something).


Especially Mike Modano, god damn he needs a kick in the teeth (hockey players aren't allowed to have teeth like his).

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2007, 07:56:51 PM »
Alright... here we go:

MSU (I'm not really a fan of any team that uses green)
Redskins (stupid mascot and their fans are just weird)
Duke in any sport, especially men's NCAA (fuck Duke)
Yankees (you either love or hate em)
Red Wings (I'm not a big hockey fan, but I've never been fond of the Wings)
Cowboys (too many bandwagon fans from the '90s)
Packers (ugh)

Players:
Nomar Garciaparra
Derek Jeter
Kobe Bryant
Owners/GM of the Orioles (biggest fucking tards on the planet)
Gary Payton (never gave Shawn Kemp his dues)
Sammy Sosa (deuche)
Mike Mussina (traitor)
Serena/Venus Williams (manly cunts)

I think that's enough for now.

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2007, 11:36:19 PM »
Football...
Chelsea (money hungry whores)
Liverpool (the "new" Man Utd for hangers-on)
Man Utd (just...no)
Any team from Spain
Italy

Rugby:
France (for obvious reasons)
New Zealand (well, I have a soft spot, but they're traditional rivals but I dont' hate them)


Some local comps probably too foreign for you lot...

AFL teams..
Port Adelaide (rivals with the Brisbane Lions)
Nth Melbourne
Adelaide Crows (rivals with the Brisbane Lions)
Geelong

NRL:
Brisbane Broncos (just bunch of pricks basically)
Manly (nobody likes these guys)
Bulldogs (c u next thursdays)


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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2007, 08:56:08 AM »
> Liverpool (the "new" Man Utd for hangers-on

I'll admit I'm guilty of this.  The 05 Champions League final is what really got me into soccer.  If kitbag hadn't been sold out of Liverpool shirts after that game, I'd definitely own one right now.

To be fair though, I don't really have a way to follow anything in Europe from here, so I think I've just turned into a fan of the sport in general. 

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 09:52:48 AM »
Wow, NOBODY hated on my football team.......im not sure if im shocked, disappointed.....or both lol
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 10:04:26 AM »
That's because nobody gives a shit about Philadelphia :)

Wait, you gave us The Roots, so I guess that's cool.

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 10:19:40 AM »
Who are they?

I dont really have any teams that i hate, but there are sports i cannot stand to watch. For example basketball, baseball, soccor, GOLF......well hell anything but football.
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: Teams you hate
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 10:25:48 AM »
I hate you, RoD