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ober

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Member Agreement
« on: March 22, 2006, 08:01:15 AM »
I'd like to bring your attention to the member agreement for a second (or at least a portion of it):
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You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law.

We will be enforcing this policy from now on.

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kermi3

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2006, 08:09:56 AM »
Fuck you ober.

I love it...my 500th ES post
« Last Edit: March 22, 2006, 09:30:15 AM by kermi3 »
govtcheez03:  i kind of look for it - i seek out stupidity and annoy it until it either gets better, gets banned, or goes away on its own

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2006, 08:28:39 AM »
bull-fucking-shit.

but what was more alarming was that you actually READ it!
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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2006, 09:25:28 AM »
I didn't read the whole thing, I was just making a change to the registration process and I happened to skim the first few lines.  I'm considering changing the policy:

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Post what you want, but be prepared to be fucked with!

It's poor grammer AND it gets the point across!

PJYelton

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2006, 10:54:43 AM »
Somebody has made a derogatory remark towards me, who do I report them to?

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2006, 11:12:43 AM »
wtf? I thought everyone knew those off by heart and complied with them. I know I do.

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2006, 11:52:19 AM »
Somebody has made a derogatory remark towards me, who do I report them to?

The Karma Police :)

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Re: Member Agreement
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2006, 12:54:53 PM »
*smites Perspective*

HOW DARE YOU UNDERMINE THE AUTHORITIES OF THIS INSTITUTION!!!  :mad: