Author Topic: You know what pisses me off?!?  (Read 7203 times)

charlie

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2007, 02:00:02 PM »
I think by going excessively fast when I past him he felt my virtual bitchslap and moved over into the right lane. He was on a cell phone the whole time, and obviously when you're distracted you instinctively speed up and slow down by 10 mph all the time.

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2007, 03:30:28 PM »
spam email

"From:
dubemarcel <dubemarcel@ig.com.br>

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To:
dubemarcel@ig.com.br
Subject:
Contact my secretary
Date:
8/28/2007 2:37:52 PM

[View Source]Dear Friend,
I am happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co operation of a new partner from switzerland. Presently I'm in switzerland for investment projects with my own share . meanwhile,I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it later failed us some how .

Contact my secretary,Mr Diki Timo contact him on his email address(dikitimo2006@yahoo.co.uk) ask him to send you the total $800, 000.00 which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel alright and get in touched with my secretary and convince him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the tremendious atmospheric nature of success together after all. For this moment, I am very busy here in switzerland because of the investment projects which I and the new partner are having at hand, finally, I had forwarded instruction to My secretary on your behalf to receive the money, so you should to get in touch with Mr Diki he will send the amount to you as get in touch with him,
Yours sincerely
Dr Dube Marcel"
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2007, 03:35:46 PM »
uh.....

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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2007, 03:39:26 PM »
a woman here in my town was busted last week for trying to cash counterfeit travelers checks that she "received" from someone in Nigeria.

people are dumb.
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Re: You know what pisses me off?!?
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2007, 03:40:07 PM »
pretty much. havent got any spam like that in some time
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?