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Nothing & Everything => Open Discussion => Topic started by: ober on October 24, 2005, 09:07:15 AM
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Alright... let's have em. 3 lists: Top 5 hotties you wanna be with, top 5 alternates for those, and top 5 one night stands. My wife and I kinda came up with this and have gotten several others to do it as well.
Keep in mind that we're mainly talking people of celebrity status here, so if you name someone that is not well known, please state who they are. And the first list is based off of both looks and characters they've played, as well as any interviews you may have seen them in (basically looks + personality). The alternates fall in the same line (I guess you could consider the first two a top 10 list, but we like it the other way). The third list is people you may not particularly like, but just want to bone.
Mine (not specifically in 1-5 order):
Top 5:
1) Courtney Cox
2) Naomi Watts
3) Gwen Stefani
4) Reese Witherspoon
5) Angelina Jolie
Top 5 Alternates:
1) Catherine Bell
2) Diane Lane
3) Kate Beckinsale
4) Tyra Banks
5) Kelly Ripa
One Nite Stands:
1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Jenny McCarthy
3) Demi Moore
4) Jessica Simpson
5) Brooke Burke
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You've put a lot of thought into this, huh.
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Possibly. It was fun to come up with. Think about it tho, I think your own choices may surprise you. The only no-brainer list is the "bone" list.
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how can you come up with a list of people you wanna be with? you don't know these people...are you going against what you read about them in the inquirer? or perhaps how you've seen on them on "entertainment tonite?" ;) I think the only plausible list is the bone list - and actually, for me it wouldn't be a one night stand list, some of these women look like that could be fun for about 2 weeks :p but then again, who knows?
with all that said, below is my single list, in no particular order:
Selma Hayek
Alyssa Milano
Cherlize Theron
Jessica Alba
Natalie Portman
Eliza Dushku
Tony Braxton
J-Lo
Sandra Bullock
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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OK... maybe I should modify the qualifications for the first list:
You like them based on characters they have played or interviews you've seen them in. This is not a "I want to marry them" list... it's more of a "I want to bone them, and I think I could stand to be around them and maybe even go on a date" list.
The "bone" list is someone you don't particularly like (whether they are skanky, they have given you a bad vibe in a interview, or you just don't like them "because"), but you want to get jiggy with them.
It's really not that hard. Fuck.
EDIT: Examples:
I think Jenny McCarthy is a total ditz. I still want to bend her over and make her call me daddy.
Courtney Cox comes off as being pretty smart, and real. I would honestly want to hang out with her (after the sex).
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Other than Ober's wife, I cannot think of any. :D
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Other than Ober's mom, I cannot think of any. :D
:eek:
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Oh yeah... her too. :)
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see.... this was supposed to be fun. YOU FUCKERS ARE NOT BEING FUN! BE MORE FUNNY! :mad:
EDIT: finally... thanks for at least starting one ethic :) And yes, the one from Regis. Gawd she's hawt.
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> 3) Seven of Nine... THE BORG, NOT THE ACTRESS
ethic.creepiness++
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And yes, the one from Regis. Gawd she's hawt.
agreed - she is good looking:
go ahead Kelly, check the pressure in those tires ;)
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> 3) Seven of Nine... THE BORG, NOT THE ACTRESS
ethic.creepiness++
Uhh... no, I agree with ethic on that one. I always thought she was super hot, and that was before she ended up on that show as a teacher.
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agreed - she is good looking:
go ahead Kelly, check the pressure in those tires ;)
how bout a warining about camel toes for those of us who arent fond of the toe of the camel.
a died a little inside, you know :(
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1) My wife
2) My wife
3) My wife
4) My wife
5) My wife
Oh good, she stopped looking... definately Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Jessica Biel and Anna Kournikova.
For those of you who are undecided, this is a fun way to help:
Hottie Tournament (http://www.muellertourney.com/tournament.asp)
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ewww... no, I was thinking more like this:
http://www.roswell.dsl.pipex.com/images/seven/seven7.jpg
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Hottie Tournament (http://www.muellertourney.com/tournament.asp)
Shit that was rough... and not how I thought it would come out. Some of the decisions were easy, others were FUCKING hard. And I may need to re-evaluate my lists.
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ethic, your deleted comment was very ungentlemanly. Funny as fuck, but ungentlemanly.
edit>> not the one above, but the other one above the one above.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I don't
delete things...
My bad :D.
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how bout a warining about camel toes for those of us who arent fond of the toe of the camel.
a died a little inside, you know :(
There you go drakky...
(http://www.playafairies.com/2002/pics/2002Pics/Storrs/images/Fairy%20package.jpg)
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thanks for the effort betta, but he's really not my type (i hate goatees). and was that bottle of lubriderm added in? looks out of place.
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List 1:
1. Anastacia
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Denise Van Outen
5. Heidi Klum
List 2:
1. Kirsty Gallagher
2. Lindsay Lohan
...can't think of any more
List 3:
1. Jenna Jameson
2. Carmen Electra
3. Paris Hilton
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jodie Marsh
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See, I wanted to put Jenna Jameson on my bone list... but i thought that might not be soo.... well... ? ;)
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List pending..at work at the moment, too many people to look over my shoulder and wonder what the hell i'm doing!
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Top 5:
1) Kate Winslet
2) Natalie Portman
3) Keira Knightley
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Ashley Judd
Top 5 Alternates:
1) Kelly Macdonald (Scottish actress)
2) Kirsten Dunst
3) Julianne Moore
4) Amanda Peet
5) Emily Watson
One Nite Stands:
1) Elisha Cuthbert
2) Sarah Michelle Gellar
3) Jessica Alba
4) Nicole Kidman
5) Ricki-Lee (Australian Idol contestant - pic here (http://www.theharbouragency.com/Artist_Downloads/Ricki-Lee_11.jpg)
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Hmm... some of those are good, others would never make my list.