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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2005, 09:27:54 PM »
Well that side of things has been great, but still it's all a bit Single White Female otherwise.
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2005, 09:41:30 PM »
You know, now that I reread that I'm wondering if I've left something out, or if it was just funnier the first time I heard it.
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2005, 04:03:52 PM »
Give her ebola as a surprise gift.
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2005, 08:45:33 AM »
Well today I got it all sorted.  Thankgod.  She was pretty cool about it all, at least I think so.  It was very mature, we both talked and hugged after.  It's such a relief because I've been feeling so bad all week about it.  I don't know why but I always seem to remain good friend with girls I've had these short-term things with.  Fuck knows why, I think I'm a cad.
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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2005, 09:22:49 AM »
If you were a cad, you wouldn't care.
[Completely unsolicited advice]
Quit looking at girls as potential lifemates. You seem to have no problem hooking up with them. Just go with that. A right one will pop up. Make sure you're ok yourself - not expecting her to complete you, or your vision of yourself (this doesn't discount the "whooho!, we're like one!" feeling that can happen. Just wait, & don't rely on it).
Basically, quit looking for love. Women are put off by that attitude It'll come to you.
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2005, 09:39:58 AM »
You've pretty much nailed what my problem is! That's good advice man :)
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