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Nothing & Everything => Open Discussion => Topic started by: -KEN- on January 31, 2006, 10:04:06 PM
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That's apparently what the University of Florida is. Taken with my camera phone.
This is a photo of the Turlington Preacher. He stands in Turlington Plaza, which is the major crossroads on campus, and yells at everyone around him that they're going to hell, yadda yadda yadda. People yell back, steal his signs, the police get involved...but he's still there, almost every day of the week.
Any suggestions for things to yell at him?
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Get some other gay friends together and do a Queer Eye assult on him :P
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I don't have gay friends because I hate gay people.
Any other suggestions?
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Any suggestions for things to yell at him?
"I've been to hell and back already!"
- "Richard Dawkins knows where you live!"
- "Bite my pillow!"
- That's a terrifically gay set of colors* on your sign there!
Another possibility might be Terry Gilliam's classic prophet in 'The Life of Brian': "...and the whore of Babylon shall ride out on the back of the Beast - and there will be a great rubbing of parts!";or something like that.
Actually there's a few from that scene, like the guy next to Gilliam's prophet who rants on in an Irish accent that,"...it will be a nine bladed sword, not a five bladed-sword but a nine bladed-sword..." or something like that; look it up.
Perhaps a rendition of 'Always look on the bright side of life'?
* Deliberately misspelt US American style.
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Things you can do at a slight distance:
1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.
2) Wave your hands up and down towards him and proclaim that you're giving him teh ghey.
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Make a sign that says something like:
Queer
Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
Then have an arrow pointing diangularly (sp?) down so you can just stand near him and have the arrow pointed at him. Then you don't have to say anything at all.
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Call Fred Phelps and have him protest, too.
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Things you can do at a slight distance:
1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.
2) Wave your hands up and down towards him and proclaim that you're giving him teh ghey.
:lol:
suggestion++;
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Call Fred Phelps and have him protest, too.
Holy shit, this is the best idea ever. I think the fruitcakes in all of the LGBTQFGALFCS organizations would collectively shit themselves and/or shoot Phelps' followers in a militant lesbian rage.
>>1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.<<
Haha, I like that.
I think it would be a lot more fun to do something horrible to him, like dump a bucket of feces over his head, but everyone who screws with him just gets arrested.
Really, he's more amusing than anything, but I'm sick of having to push through the whole crowds feeding him the attention and outrage that he craves.
Maybe I should plant a big ol' wet kiss on his cheek?
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>>Maybe I should plant a big ol' wet kiss on his cheek?
Ass cheek?
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Now you're talkin'
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Dude... give him a full-on french kiss.... and grab his ass.
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Make a sign that says
BEWARE
QUEER
UNIVERSITY
PROTESTER
and march around beside him.