Author Topic: QUEER UNIVERSITY  (Read 2081 times)

-KEN-

  • Some Other Mofo
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 1001
  • Karma: +75/-100
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« on: January 31, 2006, 10:04:06 PM »
That's apparently what the University of Florida is. Taken with my camera phone.

This is a photo of the Turlington Preacher. He stands in Turlington Plaza, which is the major crossroads on campus, and yells at everyone around him that they're going to hell, yadda yadda yadda. People yell back, steal his signs, the police get involved...but he's still there, almost every day of the week.

Any suggestions for things to yell at him?

Mike

  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 11248
  • Karma: +168/-32
  • Ex Asshole - a better and more caring person.
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2006, 11:04:20 PM »
Get some other gay friends together and do a Queer Eye assult on him :P

-KEN-

  • Some Other Mofo
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 1001
  • Karma: +75/-100
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2006, 01:34:29 AM »
I don't have gay friends because I hate gay people.

Any other suggestions?

Ken Fitlike

  • Jackass V
  • Posts: 1568
  • Karma: +25/-22
  • Ebeneezer McScrooge
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2006, 03:16:25 AM »
Quote from: -KEN-
Any suggestions for things to yell at him?
    "I've been to hell and back already!"
  • "Richard Dawkins knows where you live!"
  • "Bite my pillow!"
  • That's a terrifically gay set of colors* on your sign there!

Another possibility might be Terry Gilliam's classic prophet in 'The Life of Brian': "...and the whore of Babylon shall ride out on the back of the Beast - and there will be a great rubbing of parts!";or something like that.

Actually there's a few from that scene, like the guy next to Gilliam's prophet who rants on in an Irish accent that,"...it will be a nine bladed sword, not a five bladed-sword but a nine bladed-sword..." or something like that; look it up.

Perhaps a rendition of 'Always look on the bright side of life'?

* Deliberately misspelt US American style.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

ober

  • Ashton Shagger
  • Ass Wipe
  • Posts: 14305
  • Karma: +73/-790
  • mini-ober is taking over
    • Windy Hill Web Solutions
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 08:17:29 AM »
Things you can do at a slight distance:

1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.
2) Wave your hands up and down towards him and proclaim that you're giving him teh ghey.

Mike

  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 11248
  • Karma: +168/-32
  • Ex Asshole - a better and more caring person.
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2006, 09:06:09 AM »
Make a sign that says something like:
Quote

Queer
Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.

Then have an arrow pointing diangularly (sp?) down so you can just stand near him and have the arrow pointed at him.  Then you don't have to say anything at all.

Govtcheez

  • Town Idiot
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 4717
  • Karma: +9/-52
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 09:26:01 AM »
Call Fred Phelps and have him protest, too.

drakkenkorin

  • Moderator
  • Posts: 2466
  • Karma: +64/-23
    • http://www.google.com
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2006, 10:48:16 AM »
Quote from: ober
Things you can do at a slight distance:

1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.
2) Wave your hands up and down towards him and proclaim that you're giving him teh ghey.

:lol:

suggestion++;
"I know that when I get home from work, I like to read the paper, sip a nice glass of Cabernet, and call people faggots on the internet.  Because I'm an adult." - Govtcheez

-KEN-

  • Some Other Mofo
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 1001
  • Karma: +75/-100
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2006, 11:37:33 AM »
Quote from: Govtcheez
Call Fred Phelps and have him protest, too.


Holy shit, this is the best idea ever. I think the fruitcakes in all of the LGBTQFGALFCS organizations would collectively shit themselves and/or shoot Phelps' followers in a militant lesbian rage.

>>1) Buy spraypaint/sidewalk chalk in the colors of the rainbow... draw colored circles around the guy.<<

Haha, I like that.

I think it would be a lot more fun to do something horrible to him, like dump a bucket of feces over his head, but everyone who screws with him just gets arrested.

Really, he's more amusing than anything, but I'm sick of having to push through the whole crowds feeding him the attention and outrage that he craves.

Maybe I should plant a big ol' wet kiss on his cheek?

Rob

  • New improved. Now with added something...
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 5959
  • Karma: +86/-149
  • Approaching 60 from the wrong damn direction...
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2006, 11:42:29 AM »
>>Maybe I should plant a big ol' wet kiss on his cheek?

Ass cheek?

-KEN-

  • Some Other Mofo
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 1001
  • Karma: +75/-100
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2006, 11:47:54 AM »
Now you're talkin'

ober

  • Ashton Shagger
  • Ass Wipe
  • Posts: 14305
  • Karma: +73/-790
  • mini-ober is taking over
    • Windy Hill Web Solutions
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2006, 01:19:07 PM »
Dude... give him a full-on french kiss.... and grab his ass.

Perspective

  • badfish
  • Jackass In Charge
  • Posts: 4635
  • Karma: +64/-22
    • http://jeff.bagu.org
QUEER UNIVERSITY
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2006, 01:30:06 PM »
Make a sign that says
Quote

BEWARE
QUEER
UNIVERSITY
PROTESTER


and march around beside him.