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Eating at home sucks
« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2014, 12:35:09 AM »
Crockpots are nice, but these are two totally different things. Two totally different flavors.

Chicken is the best. Crispy skin, juicy meat, tons of flavor, all in a season it, set it and forget it package.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #76 on: February 24, 2014, 08:03:33 AM »
Who the heck roasts a chicken in a crockpot?

Roasted chicken is one of my absolute favorite cold weather foods.  Cut up and peel a bunch of veggies (we usually use parsnips, potatoes, and carrots), rub the bird down with butter, season liberally with salt, pepper, and herbs, and just toss it in the oven for a couple hours.  We usually get 3-4 meals out it, too.  I'll take leftover parts to work for lunch, throw pieces into soups, etc.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #77 on: February 24, 2014, 09:58:09 AM »
Who the heck roasts a chicken in a crockpot?
*raises paw*  Add some veggies and a little broth with a bunch of salt and pepper and throw it in for 4-6 hours and you get yourself a nice juicy chicken.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2014, 12:05:38 PM by KnuckleBuckett »

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #78 on: February 24, 2014, 10:33:26 AM »
How does the skin come out?  The best part about oven-roasting is the crispy skin.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #79 on: February 24, 2014, 11:29:53 AM »
And with the turbo, you get the crispy skin and juicy meat and all in about 45 minutes instead hours.

Boom!!

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2014, 04:54:32 PM »
I don't eat the skin... in the crockpot it is soft and I wouldn't eat it.  It is usually so juicy that it builds up under the skin and bursts when you touch it.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2014, 07:11:51 PM »
I don't eat the skin
Why do you hate life so much?

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2014, 07:15:09 PM »
Holy fuck, ober, you're missing out.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2014, 08:03:56 PM »
Yeah man...  eat that wet blubbery tallow skin.

Eat.

It.

NOW!

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2014, 08:08:14 PM »
If the skin isn't crispy you are cooking it wrong.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #85 on: February 24, 2014, 09:55:48 PM »
If the skin isn't crispy you are cooking it wrong.

Helloooo Crockpot.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #86 on: February 24, 2014, 10:48:14 PM »
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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2014, 11:40:00 AM »
Yeah man...  eat that wet blubbery tallow skin.

Blech! Never!

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2014, 12:53:49 PM »
I'm curious why the skin of a dead animal sounds so appealing to any of you?  OH... maybe it's because you don't see how they are raised or how nasty they are.  Sorry, I've raised chickens and slaughtered them.  Fuckin pass, bitches.

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Re: Eating at home sucks
« Reply #89 on: February 25, 2014, 01:00:59 PM »
Yeah, that is a down side of eating chicken that has come directly from the farm without being cleaned or washed, which is apparently what you think we are discussing?