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« on: August 12, 2005, 02:03:18 AM »
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HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from
the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess
and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his
mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess
and kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and
impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads the guts
in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he
fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks
that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo
for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is
now looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist

GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour

INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an
obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2005, 03:44:25 AM »
>>PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo
for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is
now looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist


I liked that one...

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2005, 07:37:51 AM »
Viking Metal sounds AWESOME!

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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2005, 08:03:05 AM »
Into raping, Cheez?

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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2005, 08:03:53 AM »
No, I would have picked gore metal for that.

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 04:40:36 AM »
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FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

I'll take Thrash Metal... just one of the types I happen to like too :D
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