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For all of the esink ladies out there...
« on: April 14, 2008, 02:49:54 AM »
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

Im giving it 8/10

edit: its safe for work
« Last Edit: April 14, 2008, 03:20:58 AM by Farticus Senior »
i have a stationary fetish

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 08:30:55 AM »
Hahaha.  Cute.

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 08:50:14 AM »
OK, the one esink lady has posted, we can close the thread

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 08:57:40 AM »
What about -KEN- and Knuck?
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 08:58:04 AM »
Cue 'skirt-wearing' remark...
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Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 11:39:12 AM »
What's that guy think he's gonna do with those gloves? :spin:

I've never really understood why girls need the seat down...I always check before I need to sit, and I've fallen in maybe once...OK,OK, twice.

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 01:36:25 PM »
I never even put the seat up in the first place.
Who the hell does that and what's the point?

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Watch Me Myself & Irene for an explanation...

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 01:52:44 PM »
if you leave the seat down, you risk dripping urine on said seat.

but if you have a strong stream that stops abruptly or you hover yourself over the bowl, i suppose there's no need to lift the seat in the first place.
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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 02:07:47 PM »
Or you could sit.

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 03:10:44 PM »
Why don't you just tell me???

C'MON ROBR (backwards), tell me something about
uRINATING THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW!

enlighten me!



M'kay. Speaking personally, if I piss after sex it's difficult to aim properly. No idea why, and I'm not inclined to STFW using terms like "piss" and "sex".

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 03:19:10 PM »
For all of the esink ladies out there...

a discussion of whether guys can pee without putting the toilet seat up in the first place. I think this thread has to be added to the female porn list. :thumbsup:

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Re: For all of the esink ladies out there...
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 03:42:01 PM »

Watch Me Myself & Irene for an explanation...


I remember that scence, laughed my ass off and my girlfriend just kept asking "why?". I didn't reviel any man secrets to her though, I didn't break the code :wutang: