RIP: I heard your screams
As you burst out all your seams.
You've survived some heavy flak
In your life across my back.
I remember times gone by
I'd have some pizza, or at least I'd try
But you were there to catch those dribbles
That escaped my hungry nibbles.
Yes, you were there through thick and thin
You kept me shielded from within
Your comfy, cotton outer shell
Ah! Your loss to me is hell.
In fond memory of Favourite Shirt 2003-2005