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Duke Demo
« on: June 04, 2011, 10:01:13 AM »
Anybody play it yet?

I played a bit yesterday.  The initial scenes are okay and the locker room antics are well voiced and well written.  I laughed out loud repeatedly at the corny "Duke" humor.

It looks better than I expected but always seems a bit blocky and more than a little fuzzy at 1080.  Weapons are fun and seem plentiful.

I wouldn't pay over $5 or $10.  I await a Steam sale.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 11:32:48 AM »
How do I get the demo?
govtcheez03:  i kind of look for it - i seek out stupidity and annoy it until it either gets better, gets banned, or goes away on its own

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 02:25:06 PM »
In Steam get the code by right clicking on Borderlands in your Library - view game CD key.

Access this link to use the code to get another code.

http://www.dukenukem.com/access/entry/#?age_gate

Go back to Steam Library at the bottom access the add a game function. 

The rest is self-explanatory.


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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2011, 07:43:35 PM »
This comes out tomorrow.  I feel I need to buy it.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2011, 08:53:27 PM »
So do I but I need $...and more Time....
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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2011, 04:01:18 PM »
Downloaded it and played for 15 minutes.  Deleted it.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 09:15:28 PM »
Sad huh?
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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 05:17:03 AM »
I kind of expected it, but if I had to sit through any more "humor", my eyes were going to roll out of my head

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 09:00:32 AM »
Wow, that bad??

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 11:17:09 AM »
I was playing it and my wife was in the room and I was so embarrassed by it that I deleted it.

The game starts with you pissing in a urinal (literally "LMB to Piss").  First boss battle you only can do damage to him by shooting him in the crotch (with a weapon that has 69 rockets everytime you reload).  After you kill him, you kick his eyeball through football uprights.  Afterwards, you go to Duke's apartment where he's watching the news story about it and being blown by two girls dressed as schoolgirls.  I had enough at that point.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 12:12:00 PM »
Played through the locker room and the first boss.  The locker room was amusing if you handled the poo.  John St. John really put feeling into his disgust.  I had a good laugh.

I figured it would ease off after that.  As Gov said, it didn't.  A little bathroom humor is fine but it goes a long way.  The game was way too crass, blurry, and there was nothing special about it.  I was unable to convince myself to finish the free demo. 

I have been telling the kids in the clan not to waste their time or money on this POS.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 12:16:56 PM »
I'll give it a go. Still a place in my heart for dick n' fart jokes...

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 12:46:03 PM »
I do to but I like it when they're funny

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 02:09:58 PM »
I'll give it a go. Still a place in my heart for dick n' fart jokes...

Demo it or torrent it would be my advice.  If you torrent it and you like it, pay for it, but check it out first.

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Re: Duke Demo
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 02:59:09 PM »
Seriously if you're paying full price for this game you are a fool