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« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2005, 09:12:27 PM »
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So lazy you didn't give me any stats, assclown.

Also, Mike and stealth, I need an aspiration from you two.

Also, that picture kicks ass, stealth.


Thanks man.

Aspiration: Romance  :D

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...and just what is wrong with the 70's?!  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2005, 09:13:04 PM »
>>stealth looks gay<<

Where's the photo of you and two hot girls then? ;)
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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2005, 09:15:24 PM »
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Where's the photo of you and two hot girls then?
LOL he's got you there axon :D

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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2005, 09:20:02 PM »
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']>>stealth looks gay<<

Where's the photo of you and two hot girls then? ;)



i was talking about the virtual you :p
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« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2005, 09:43:57 PM »
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Aspiration: Romance  :D
I actually picked it for you anyways, because it was the only one left besides Popularity.  Given that picture, I figured that was appropriate.

There's not a lot of narrative here, because to be quite honest: you motherfuckers are lazy.  Without further ado: Day 1!

I had to replace all the inline images with links, since vb got pissy.  I'll include less pics in the future.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/house1.JPG
This is where I've got everyone shackin up.  It was about $14K, leaving me about $20 to furnish with.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/backdeck.jpg
I figured I'd buy you guys a bitchin grill and bar.  No one's used the bar yet, though :(
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/kitchen.jpg
The luxury kitchen + dartboard.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Bathroom1.JPG
To begin with, everyone decided to hang out in the bathroom, because... why not?  PJ, ober, stealth, and kermi all hit it off, while Thantos stands in the corner, lonely.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Confused1.jpg
Eventually the homo-lovefest in the bathroom breaks up, and people start going about their day to day lives. ober and stealth remain in the bathroom to talk about smiley faces, which is apparently ober's favorite topic of conversation, since he talks about it with flipping EVERYONE.  Thantos and PJ hit up the dartboard, while kermi gets lost in the front yard.  
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/HotBabe!.jpg
Hot babe alert!  Surely this pad of eligible bachelors will be all over that...
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Gross1.jpg
Except that they just let her walk by while stealth and ober watch some weirdass show on TV and talk about sunshine.  That show was fucked up; you can't really see it, but there's a doctor pulling stuff out of a blue person. kermi is just off screen, playing with the RC car.

About that time, everyone started getting hungry.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Bitchin1.jpg
ober yells at no one in particular that he can't heat up his meal because kermi's using the oven.  Thantos cleverly covers for the fact that he sucks balls at darts by talking about the latest hat fashions.  I never did see him hit the board.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Neighbors1.jpgOh, cool!  New neighbors are coming over to hang out!  Maybe we can come out of the house and greet them!
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Hatin1.jpg
Um... That's about halfway there, I guess.  kermi and pj get in a fight and stealth ditches their loser asses to do something more important.  What is that, you ask?  Well, after sucking at darts:
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthsucks.jpg
He lounges on his bed for awhile
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag1.jpg
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag2.jpg
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag3.jpg
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag4.jpg
And fantasizes about each of his roommates.  He laid on that bed ALL FUCKING DAY DOING THIS.  

It's important to note that none of you slacker asses ever even attempted to find a job during this day.  I don't know if it's because it's the first day or the fact that you're all so damn lazy.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/getajob1.jpg
Here, Thantos plays with the RC car while ignoring the job-getting tools lying in the middle of the sidewalk.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/CREEPY.jpg
STOP IT YOU WEIRDO!

Suddenly, disaster strikes!
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/disaster1.jpg
Thantos is stinky from throwing darts a foot and a half short at the same time ober the pirate has to take a dump!  They each wave their hands at each other for a few minutes before ober gives up and wanders away.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/what.jpg
stealth and thantos share a knowing glance after stealth finally gets off the bed for the first time in 12 hours.  It's like thantos knows what's up, and he seems down with whatever.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/sleepy.jpg
Luckily, stealth isn't out of bed long - he just grabs a snack before he actually goes to sleep.  He didn't dream about anyone.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/feedin.jpg
That stomach is hard to put down, and stealth sneaks out for a midnight snack.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/noreallygetajob.jpg
The newspaper lies in the middle of the sidewalk, undisturbed.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/uhh.jpg
This picture just about sums up the day.  pj and thantos punch each other, while kermi has nightmares about stealth and the man himself eats tv dinner in his underwear.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2005, 10:01:16 PM by Govtcheez »

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« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2005, 09:53:35 PM »
Can we get Ken to move into the house next door?  Maybe he can get stealth in his stylish green panties the fuck away from me!
govtcheez03:  i kind of look for it - i seek out stupidity and annoy it until it either gets better, gets banned, or goes away on its own

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« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2005, 09:55:23 PM »
must breath, can't stop laughing


Btw stealth:  DOn't be gay boy

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« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2005, 10:05:35 PM »
:rofl: fuck me PUT SOME CHICKS IN THE HOUSE!!!
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« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2005, 10:07:14 PM »
Wow.  Hahaha.

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« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2005, 10:09:01 PM »
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']:rofl: fuck me PUT SOME CHICKS IN THE HOUSE!!!

If you'd get your tubby ass off the bed, maybe we could do just that!

Interesting side note: Nothing broke or caught on fire this whole day.  I was f-in' amazed.  That never happens.

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« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2005, 10:23:29 PM »
You mean that rat bastard Thantos didn't break my RC Car??!?!?!?
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« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2005, 10:24:30 PM »
:lol: Wow, that is too funny.  And why the hell is everyone picking fights with me?

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« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2005, 10:29:48 PM »
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:lol: Wow, that is too funny.  And why the hell is everyone picking fights with me?

THe punching thing at the end is actually a game called "punch u punch me" or something.  I don't know what the deal with your fight in the front yard was, though.

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« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2005, 10:33:24 PM »
thats fucking great....stealth..haha :rofl:
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« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2005, 10:51:40 PM »
*cries*

oh well at least i look good even if i am a flaming ken doll...
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