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Aspiration: Romance
I actually picked it for you anyways, because it was the only one left besides Popularity. Given that picture, I figured that was appropriate.
There's not a lot of narrative here, because to be quite honest: you motherfuckers are lazy. Without further ado: Day 1!
I had to replace all the inline images with links, since vb got pissy. I'll include less pics in the future.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/house1.JPGThis is where I've got everyone shackin up. It was about $14K, leaving me about $20 to furnish with.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/backdeck.jpgI figured I'd buy you guys a bitchin grill and bar. No one's used the bar yet, though
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/kitchen.jpgThe luxury kitchen + dartboard.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Bathroom1.JPGTo begin with, everyone decided to hang out in the bathroom, because... why not? PJ, ober, stealth, and kermi all hit it off, while Thantos stands in the corner, lonely.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Confused1.jpgEventually the homo-lovefest in the bathroom breaks up, and people start going about their day to day lives. ober and stealth remain in the bathroom to talk about smiley faces, which is apparently ober's favorite topic of conversation, since he talks about it with flipping EVERYONE. Thantos and PJ hit up the dartboard, while kermi gets lost in the front yard.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/HotBabe!.jpgHot babe alert! Surely this pad of eligible bachelors will be all over that...
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Gross1.jpgExcept that they just let her walk by while stealth and ober watch some weirdass show on TV and talk about sunshine. That show was fucked up; you can't really see it, but there's a doctor pulling stuff out of a blue person. kermi is just off screen, playing with the RC car.
About that time, everyone started getting hungry.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Bitchin1.jpgober yells at no one in particular that he can't heat up his meal because kermi's using the oven. Thantos cleverly covers for the fact that he sucks balls at darts by talking about the latest hat fashions. I never did see him hit the board.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Neighbors1.jpgOh, cool! New neighbors are coming over to hang out! Maybe we can come out of the house and greet them!
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/Hatin1.jpgUm... That's about halfway there, I guess. kermi and pj get in a fight and stealth ditches their loser asses to do something more important. What is that, you ask? Well, after sucking at darts:
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthsucks.jpgHe lounges on his bed for awhile
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag1.jpghttp://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag2.jpghttp://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag3.jpghttp://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/stealthfag4.jpgAnd fantasizes about each of his roommates. He laid on that bed ALL FUCKING DAY DOING THIS.
It's important to note that none of you slacker asses ever even attempted to find a job during this day. I don't know if it's because it's the first day or the fact that you're all so damn lazy.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/getajob1.jpgHere, Thantos plays with the RC car while ignoring the job-getting tools lying in the middle of the sidewalk.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/CREEPY.jpgSTOP IT YOU WEIRDO!
Suddenly, disaster strikes!
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/disaster1.jpgThantos is stinky from throwing darts a foot and a half short at the same time ober the pirate has to take a dump! They each wave their hands at each other for a few minutes before ober gives up and wanders away.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/what.jpgstealth and thantos share a knowing glance after stealth finally gets off the bed for the first time in 12 hours. It's like thantos knows what's up, and he seems down with whatever.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/sleepy.jpgLuckily, stealth isn't out of bed long - he just grabs a snack before he actually goes to sleep. He didn't dream about anyone.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/feedin.jpgThat stomach is hard to put down, and stealth sneaks out for a midnight snack.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/noreallygetajob.jpgThe newspaper lies in the middle of the sidewalk, undisturbed.
http://members.entropysink.com/Govt/Sims/uhh.jpgThis picture just about sums up the day. pj and thantos punch each other, while kermi has nightmares about stealth and the man himself eats tv dinner in his underwear.