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Mike

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« on: November 19, 2005, 09:41:20 PM »
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a
well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Dave replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And John says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 11:08:40 PM »
lmfao, i love it!!!
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2005, 02:04:59 AM »
hahaha

9.5/10
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2005, 04:16:24 AM »
Quote from: ethic
The personal friend is his penis.


lol, I smiled at the joke...but laughted at ethic clearing that up for us!!!11
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2005, 10:58:15 AM »
Quote from: ethic
The personal friend is his penis.
Thanks Captain Obvious!  :rofl:
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2005, 07:32:44 PM »
6/10 heard it/read it too many times before..
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2005, 08:49:05 PM »
Well aren't we special
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2005, 09:17:28 AM »
Quote from: ethic
The personal friend is his penis.

This is way better than the joke.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2005, 11:18:25 AM »
Ive heard it before, but still good 8/10 :)
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