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ahluka

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« on: February 28, 2006, 03:16:07 PM »
Horny & Alone.
I mean 3 years? Jesus I think my dick would've sucked itself back in if I didn't have to piss out of it. And fucking ow I just reached to get UT2004 from under my desk and got stabbed under the fingernail by the corner of the lid on my case, now I'm getting blood all over the backspace key.

You know it's getting bad when you actually get bored of porn. I even thought I'd try something new and went for the "Squirts Illustrated: Gushing Female Orgasms!" page (BTW, myfreepaysite.com is offically the free porn site. Well, unless I get questioned about the letter from the nice BT people it is).

I need a woman. A bitch even.
I'm sure you all wanted to hear that.

:(


I'm off to shoot people I don't know with weapons that don't exist in an era I won't get to see.
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Rob

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2006, 03:20:18 PM »
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Govtcheez

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2006, 03:21:25 PM »
>  myfreepaysite.com is offically the free porn site.

Well shit, I could have told you that a longass time ago.
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ahluka

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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2006, 03:35:27 PM »
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>  myfreepaysite.com is offically the free porn site.

Well shit, I could have told you that a longass time ago.


Damn I've spent 3/4 of my porn time jacking off to fucking clips :(

heh, fucking clips, works on two levels. Little things.

heh, little things, shouldn't have said that.

*covers hole with mud*
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ahluka

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2006, 03:39:59 PM »
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http://www.ugtv.org/fifir.php  :thumbsup:

**NWS**


Contrary to what I thought when I started to *read* that, the Viewers Alternatives are the most disturbing thing on that page.
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ahluka

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2006, 04:15:23 PM »
Right I'm so unbelievably H&A I went for a bit of cyber about 10 minutes ago.
Somebody tell me what the fuck this was all about (I've left out the usual cyber-stuff of the begining):

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FUCKING STUPID CHATLOG REMOVED


I shit you not. Then she (I use the term loosely, DEVIL WOMAN) leaves.
I thought my first time in the flesh would be awkward, but not my ~millionth time in a cyber room.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2006, 07:33:22 PM »
Ugh. Jesus christ. I hate you.
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Jake

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2006, 08:00:15 PM »
wow, i think this is the most honest and candid thread you ever posted - but why? really why? if you have issues, I have a solution: 5 days a week (or more) when you wake up run for an hour - before you go to sleep do a 100 sit-ups/crunches and 50 push-ups. I promise that many of your problems will vanish in about 6-12 months.
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jkim

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2006, 09:38:27 PM »
and then you'll lose weight and feel good and maybe with that, you can find a girl of sorts.
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drakkenkorin

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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2006, 09:58:03 PM »
GET A FUCKING HOOKER!!!!

problem solved.

and if you go to the bad side of town and arent picky, you could get a crackwhore for like $5.
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2006, 06:50:29 AM »
Yeah I've been thinking about it (weight problem) a lot lately. I feel like I've got a constant dent in my confidence and find it really hard to blank it out.

axon, the running idea sounds great and the weathers perfect too, it's snowing / hail forecast for the next few days so nobody will be out early - avoids scaring the neighbors.

There's a rowing machine in the garage that'll never get used.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2006, 08:06:47 AM »
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There's a rowing machine in the garage that'll never get used.

that is awesome exercise as well, too bad it is not available to everyone, but if it is to you, then utilize it. One summer when I was in highschool a friend of mine and I rented out a rowboat at a nearby forest preserve 3 times a week for a couple of hours. The results for muscle definition where spectacular.
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ahluka

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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2006, 08:18:12 AM »
Well I just got it out - how many should I do a day without hurting myself? Like 10?
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2006, 08:23:51 AM »
10 what? reps?  Minuntes?  Hours?
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Jake

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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2006, 08:26:35 AM »
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Well I just got it out - how many should I do a day without hurting myself? Like 10?

any cardio exercise should be done for at least 20 minutes. Rowing is difficult, so I'd say start at half hour (if you can even do it) and increase it everyweek by 5 minutes. Make sure to stretch beforehand - you haven't exercised ina while so your body is not used to it, and belive it or not rowing uses almost every muscle group in the body - so stretch well.
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