Customer: It says "New Password" - what do I type?
Me: A new password?! *confused*
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Customer: Hi there is server out here making a lot of noise.
Me: Ok, what server is it?
Customer: the one on my right...
Me: *bangs head on desk* And what sort of noise is it making?
Customer: *yells in background* Rex what sort of noise is it making?
Rex: A Weird one.
Customer: A Weird one.
Me: Can you elaborate?
Customer: No.
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Me: "Is that a local printer you're trying to install?"
Customer: "Yeah, it's about a metre behind me"
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Customer: Hi I need my LAN password reset, i have been on annual leave.
Me: ok no probs, whats your officer code?
Customer: Ok hold on... yeah um look dont worry about it, my team leader has just told me i am still on Annual leave.
