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« on: July 16, 2005, 09:26:16 AM »
On Fark they have random personals which i largely ignore, but this particular one (shown below) just didnt add up



"Christina Ricci but not scary" Really? Lets look at Christina Ricci then



Theres two things wrong with her statement. Firstly she doesnt look at all like Christina Ricci, secondly she is scary ( especially when compared to Christina Ricci)

Either there is some serious denial going on here, or my perspective on chicks is way screwed.

// sorry about the giantic picture of Christina Ricci, and for the record, i had never heard of Christina Ricci before reading that thing on Fark
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2005, 09:58:34 AM »
> i had never heard of Christina Ricci before reading that thing on Fark

Your loss, bro.  That's not a great picture, but she's smokin.

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2005, 10:10:34 AM »
She's in a bunch of films, but maybe best known for Addams Family. She's done some "edge" movies, kind of like Drew Barrymore used to do.
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2005, 07:21:19 PM »
She's also extreamly hot...if in a slightly scary way...but yeah, that girls mirror is lying to her!!

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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2005, 05:53:05 PM »
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"edge" movies

eh?

she does bear a resemblance, but pictures aren't really ideal for judging beauty. you're comparing a magazine photo with something that looks like it was just taken off a webcam. you can make anyone look sick/pale with a cheap camera (like mine)

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2005, 06:06:43 PM »
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Celebrity I most resemble...


Note the most. Not "What celebrity am I a dead ringer for" or "What celebrity do I always get mistaken for when I'm walking round Godknowswheresville" but "most resemble"

Damn stupid question if you ask me. Like anyone gives a fuck.

"I most resemble Brad Pitt cos like he's totally kool !!1!oneone!! OMG WTF LOLOLOL"

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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2005, 02:34:46 AM »
>> you're comparing a magazine photo with something that looks like it was just taken off a webcam

Yeah i thought about that too, but couldnt be fucked bothering finding another pic
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2005, 05:50:56 AM »
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>> you're comparing a magazine photo with something that looks like it was just taken off a webcam

Yeah i thought about that too, but couldnt be fucked bothering finding another pic


I could...

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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2005, 05:57:37 AM »
.... but if it's scary you want...

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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2005, 06:16:40 AM »
urghh..you need to update ur pictures of me...preferable non stoned
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