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Govtcheez

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Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« on: February 13, 2007, 04:03:52 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take off your pants
So I can sex you
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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 06:16:30 PM »
When the moon is so high
Way up in the sky
And the first flakes of winter snow fall

That's the time I remember
That week in December
When we met at the Christmastime ball.

When we walked hand in hand
Over snow-covered land
And I felt the first rising of sap

Then just a month after
Through the tears and the laughter
I found that you'd gave me the clap*




*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clap

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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 06:21:44 PM »
Oh, where would I be without you, my darling wife?


In a 10-bedroom mansion, with a millionaires life.
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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 08:04:23 PM »
Silent Wife, holy Wife
You're my lovely
Trouble and strife
Remembers minutiae of every fight
Even when wrong you're utterly right.
I'd still give you one, though.
I'd still give you one, though.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2007, 08:30:17 PM by Ken Fitlike »
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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 08:28:48 PM »
Dearest, darling love of mine
Will you be my valentine?
If it's yes then that's just great
Otherwise I'll - probably watch television instead.
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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 08:58:42 PM »
Roses are red

Violets are blue (or maybe purple I think)

I love beer

HEY! Who the hell are you?

Don't touch that...!
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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 10:34:05 PM »
I love you my dear,
my darling, my life.
Now let's get it on,
and don't tell my wife.
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Re: Post your romantic Valentine's Day poems here
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 05:10:43 PM »
lmfao these are great....
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