Author Topic: May I present...  (Read 1172 times)

Rob

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May I present...
« on: March 20, 2006, 03:09:13 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 03:35:07 PM »
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Problem Report
 Access denied to the system by SmartFilter, while attempting to retrieve the URL.
 
Message ID
 The URL you have requested is explicitly forbidden.

 
Problem Description
 You are explicitly denied access to this website per local base policy and AFI-33-129 Sec.2
 
Problem Cause
 The content category reported is MP3_Sites.

Accessing the internet through a government computer or network uses a government resource. Government-provided hardware and software are for conducting official and government business.  This does not prohibit commanders from authorizing personnel to use government resources to further their professional and military knowledge if they determine it is in the best interest of the government, and authorization is documented by letter, local operating instruction and/or explicit policy.  Using the internet for other than authorized purposes may result in adverse administrative or disciplinary action.  The following activities involving the use of government-provided computer hardware or software listed in paragraphs 2.2.1 through 2.2.14 are specifically prohibited:

Storing, processing, displaying, sending or otherwise transmitting offensive or obscene language or material; offensive material includes but is not limited to:  "hate literature", such as racist literature (swastikas, neo-Nazi materials, etc.), and sexually harassing materials.  Obscene materials include but are not limited to, pornography and other sexually explicit materials.
 
Possible Solution
 If you have questions, please contact the base Network Control Center (NCC).

wow.  just wow.  :p
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May I present...
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 03:57:30 PM »
Heh... the nazis at volvo didn't even stop that one.... yet :(

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Re: May I present...
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 10:12:41 PM »
hehe, Drak, i may be sort of late on this....but are you in the armes forces?...which branch?

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Re: May I present...
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 10:55:41 PM »
like they'd let a screaming faggot join ...

but no, i am not in the armed forces, but i work for the air force as a civilian.
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Re: May I present...
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2006, 02:48:52 AM »
>> like they'd let a screaming faggot join ...

haha best mental image ever
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Re: May I present...
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2006, 07:44:38 AM »
esp if you remember my old avatar that someone made with an old pic of me in front of bed bath and beyond - that's a good mental image!
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Re: May I present...
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2006, 08:43:41 AM »
screaming...don't forget screaming...

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