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Betazep

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« on: May 31, 2005, 03:14:46 AM »
But I cannot tell you guys yet.
 
Doesn't that suck.
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2005, 03:32:53 AM »
mmh?

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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2005, 05:26:58 AM »
BOOO!!

*throws dynamites @ Beta*
GO AWAY

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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2005, 06:10:52 AM »
Twins this time, eh?
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?.

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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2005, 06:47:13 AM »
You're having an affair with the MSN Bot Spider?
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2005, 08:33:45 AM »
We're waiting with baited breath. I think. What the hell does that expression mean anyway? Why the hell would you want your breath to  smell like bait? What does bad breath have to do with anticipation?
Is Bot Spider a good lay?
Leave the gun. Take the canolis.

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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2005, 08:56:11 AM »
Bated breath...

From dictionary.com

Usage Note: The word baited is sometimes incorrectly substituted for the etymologically correct but unfamiliar word bated (“abated; suspended”) in the expression bated breath.

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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2005, 09:00:39 AM »
Bated breath it is then. I'm still wondering if it's worth trying to get down with Bot Spider.
Leave the gun. Take the canolis.

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2005, 09:25:47 AM »
Of course, as you already know, you're talking to a Master Bater...

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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2005, 09:26:33 AM »
.... I mastered bating a long time ago.

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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2005, 10:18:57 AM »
Quote from: Rob
.... I mastered bating a long time ago.
Well, if your wife keeps coming to me for action, you may get a shot at it again very soon  :thumbsup:

>> I'm still wondering if it's worth trying to get down with Bot Spider.

Can you imagine having 8 legs wrapped around you?  One word: HOT.

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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2005, 11:02:12 AM »
>>Well, if your wife keeps coming to me for action, you may get a shot at it again very soon

/me bows before the pun-master

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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2005, 12:55:58 PM »
:D

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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2005, 09:56:58 PM »
I will be able to tell you by Friday, I hope.
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2005, 10:03:06 PM »
Beta won 165 million dollars and will be sending us all a piece of it in the mail - sweet :D
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