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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2005, 10:27:21 PM »
awesome... should I be talking to my bank?
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2005, 10:51:23 PM »
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awesome... should I be talking to my bank?


well, it wont be that much; after taxes we each should get about $2.784 million.
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2005, 02:29:07 AM »
You forgot about personal income taxes.
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2005, 08:00:44 AM »
Technically... it isn't "income"... it would be gifted, and the taxes are structured differently for that.  I'd say we still walk away with 2.2 easy.
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2005, 11:33:41 AM »
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You forgot about personal income taxes.


Didn't you get my account number for the bank in Belize?
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2005, 11:53:42 AM »
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Technically... it isn't "income"... it would be gifted, and the taxes are structured differently for that. I'd say we still walk away with 2.2 easy.

Tax nerd.
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2005, 12:05:08 PM »
Gifts have a $10K annual limit. A trust fund, however...
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2005, 12:46:00 PM »
>>Gifts have a $10K annual limit.

It all depends on how it is handled.  Say my parents want to give me $20 grand because I need the money... they can do that as a "loan"... but that might never get paid back, and I don't have to claim it as income.  It's all in how the game is played.
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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2005, 03:29:29 PM »
>>> Say my parents want to give me $20 grand because I need the money

"My parents want to gvie me $20 grand because I need the money."

Okay, now what happens?
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2005, 03:30:26 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2005, 03:43:41 PM »
I can't help it you never stop by anymore :(

And it's Friday... out with the news, Blue One. :whip:
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« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2005, 03:55:53 PM »
Come clean, Beta...[cryptic]it was YOU, wasn't it?[/cryptic]
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« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2005, 06:06:07 PM »
I just consulted with my wife... she stated that I should wait until Monday to release the information, just in case.
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« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2005, 06:27:18 PM »
Which Monday? :tongue2:
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« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2005, 06:28:45 PM »
You tease.

edit>> So, is it twins? :D
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