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Govtcheez

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I need a fantasy team name
« on: March 15, 2010, 09:32:38 AM »
I've got a fantasy baseball draft on Friday and I need a good team name.  Past team names:

The People's Glorious Fantasy Baseball Regime (league runnerup, woot)
Victor Hugo Chavez
Space Biscuits
Team Batman
Team Batman-on-man
Nicole Brown Simpson (in a league where I always got killed)
Donte Stallworth's Driving School (another team in that league: Mike Vick's Doggie Daycare)
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 10:08:06 AM »
Criteria:

Should be funny
Preferably baseball/Detroit related
Can be obscene/vulgar....
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 10:08:52 AM »
If it wasn't a $50 league I'd probably call the team Kwame's Kids and draft all black dudes.  I might join a free league just to do that.
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 10:17:46 AM »
Quote from: Govtcheez on March 15, 2010, 10:08:52 AM
If it wasn't a $50 league I'd probably call the team Kwame's Kids and draft all black dudes.  I might join a free league just to do that.
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 10:24:28 AM »
well yeah

We had a team in my football league called the klan (or something) that was all white guys, this is just in that vein. 
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 11:24:12 AM »
Government Motors

New no.  Fitting yes.  Oh yes.
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2010, 11:29:52 AM »
Sorry knuck that is not funny, baseball related, or vulgar
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2010, 12:34:26 PM »
 :(
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 12:42:29 PM »
Motor City Bat Fuckers
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2010, 12:45:47 PM »
hahahaha

think i might use that
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2010, 02:53:58 PM »
i was trying to come up with something with baseball bats and sodomy but was at a loss.  Good job Mike!
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2010, 09:29:30 AM »
I ended up going with Motor City Fuckbats.  My team logo is a picture of two bats doin' it
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Re: I need a fantasy team name
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2010, 09:45:17 AM »
Update: I am now Kung Fu Honky.  I'm 2-0, leading the league in points, and poised to win this week, unless Brandon Morrow shits the bed

http://i39.tinypic.com/125mloy.jpg
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