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Jake

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2005, 07:46:24 PM »
h. b. b.
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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2005, 08:05:01 PM »
Happy Birthday, Little Boy Blue.
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VBprogrammer

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2005, 08:40:32 PM »
Happy Birthday Beta! :D
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Betazep

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2005, 01:22:10 AM »
Thanks again.  Things went pretty well.

But you wouldn't believe what happened....  my friend and his wife came over and they brought along her grandfather (70+ years old).  He is a nice guy, and has been over before.  This time he went to the bathroom and ended up exploding (shit) all ove the place.  I guess he couldn't get his pants down fast enough.  

Even the wall is covered is crap splatter.  

So the guy is in the bathroom trying to clean up himself for 2 hours. Then he finally gets himself cleaned up and proceeds to clean the crap on the floor.  About an hour or so later, he finally comes out.  There is still crap all over the place.  So my friend and his wife clean our bathroom for the next 20 minutes.

I have a feeling that I will have to do a deep clean tomorrow.  Not fun...
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Mike

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2005, 02:22:22 AM »
Oh yeah now I remember the important event today:  Its the day before conclave begins.


hehe sorry to hear about your craptasic day :)
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Betazep

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2005, 03:16:54 AM »
Yeah... it was really shitty in that regard.
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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2005, 06:51:19 AM »
That's fucking awful. Not only is it completely embarrassing for the poor guy, but jesus, he shit all over your bathroom!
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VBprogrammer

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2005, 08:45:42 AM »
Man thats disgusting!
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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2005, 08:46:58 AM »
Quote from: betazep
Thanks again.  Things went pretty well.

But you wouldn't believe what happened....  my friend and his wife came over and they brought along her grandfather (70+ years old).  He is a nice guy, and has been over before.  This time he went to the bathroom and ended up exploding (shit) all ove the place.  I guess he couldn't get his pants down fast enough.  

Even the wall is covered is crap splatter.  

So the guy is in the bathroom trying to clean up himself for 2 hours. Then he finally gets himself cleaned up and proceeds to clean the crap on the floor.  About an hour or so later, he finally comes out.  There is still crap all over the place.  So my friend and his wife clean our bathroom for the next 20 minutes.

I have a feeling that I will have to do a deep clean tomorrow.  Not fun...

:eek:

if i were him, i would have been wishing for my death
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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2005, 12:31:33 PM »
im sure they thought something had died...
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Betazep

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Sunday 17th April
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2005, 01:50:03 PM »
Yeah... it smelled pretty bad upstairs.

I mostly felt bad for the guy.  He is old, but he has his senses.  He hobbled downstairs looking very sad and told my wife, "It is so hard getting old."

My wife almost started crying because she felt so sorry for him.
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