No, but seriously... anyone have a clue on this? Viewing via phpmyadmin, the table only has 73 records. Using 2 other PHP mods in Joomla, they both return roughly 140 records (what should actually be there). Yet on my own PHP page, it only returns the 73 that phpmyadmin finds.
I even looked at the schema tables and those table say there aren't 140 rows in the table but there clearly are. This is the most bizarre thing I've ever run into.