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PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« on: July 28, 2009, 03:50:12 AM »
This is a party to celebrate not having settled down into marriage / child-rearing life. I mean, what's with everyone else? All I hear about anymore are your adorable children and fulfilling relationships. Snoozeville!

Everyone boogie down!  :cool2: :woot: :cool2:

Jen & Bassy, keep it classy. RoD, keep doing your thing and we'll have nothing to worry about. Mike...you're gay, right? Drak...find out if Mike's gay.

Someone keep Chris from passing out in the punch bowl! I'll crank the tunes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAchM1rqiOg

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 04:23:16 AM »
I'm single, but not through choice. Does that mean I'm not allowed to join?

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 07:20:22 AM »
You damn kids!

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:55 AM »
>>Drak...find out if Mike's gay.<<

Can we get someone else to do this?

The last time I had to find out if someone was gay, I had a pregnancy scare.

I really don't want to get those derisive looks from the people at Planned Parenthood judging me cuz I'm getting a pregnancy test . . . again.
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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 08:31:26 AM »
*shakes fist*

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 08:51:22 AM »
:rofl:

>>Drak...find out if Mike's gay.<<

Can we get someone else to do this?

The last time I had to find out if someone was gay, I had a pregnancy scare.

I really don't want to get those derisive looks from the people at Planned Parenthood judging me cuz I'm getting a pregnancy test . . . again.

:D
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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 09:24:06 AM »
*grumble grumble* WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 12:00:20 PM »
You'll all shoot your eye out!

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 01:31:20 PM »
Then you will be satisfied!

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 01:47:45 PM »
Ha! Your singles party has been taken over by the old settled folks. Who's your doorman anyway? Can't he see the bags under the eyes, the blank stares, and the bemused resignation of the folks coming in?

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 11:13:46 AM »
I had great plans for this party. Old people ruin everything. Also, drak, I hear you can get pregnancy tests at pharmacies now. You don't have to go to PP until you know you're having a manbaby.

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 11:23:46 AM »
>>Also, drak, I hear you can get pregnancy tests at pharmacies now. You don't have to go to PP until you know you're having a manbaby.<<

I know that I can use those, but I just like going to the doctor's office so they can put me in stirrups and use a speculum on me :p
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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 01:04:24 PM »
>>Also, drak, I hear you can get pregnancy tests at pharmacies now. You don't have to go to PP until you know you're having a manbaby.<<

I know that I can use those, but I just like going to the doctor's office so they can put me in stirrups and use a speculum on me :p

::is trying to get that image out of his head::

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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2009, 01:36:35 PM »
OOOO Party - I have the vodka and red bull - yay
now put some neat tunes on
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Re: PARTY [Singles ONLY]
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2009, 01:42:55 PM »
I gave my Jack away when I moved :(