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What do interviews really test?
« on: January 04, 2007, 12:09:29 AM »
I just got off the phone from a phone interview (which I passed) for a job to see if they should bother giving me a face to face interview and I got the same crappy questions such as:

1. Why do you want to work here?
2. Describe a time where you demonstrated your reliability

and so on

My answers are always 100% bullshit but its the answers they want. I dont see why they bother asking them unless theyre testing something else like my ability to make things up under pressure.
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 07:27:00 AM »
You'd be surprised at some of the answers we get from those things sometimes.  A phone interview is basically just to weed out the people whose resume might look ok, but are pretty obviously not fit to do the job.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 09:03:08 AM »
Yeah... we do phone interviews to see if the person can speak half decent and make a halfway educated response on-the-fly.  Some people can't even manage that part.  Anyone can download a template for a resume and fill it in to make themselves look decent.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 09:37:41 AM »
I got the same crappy questions such as:

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2. Describe a time where you demonstrated your reliability


It's because too many companies subscribe to bullshit like this instead of relying on good old-fashioned interviewing skills.

You always know it's a criteria based interview when the questions go like "Tell us about a time when you..." or "Explain a situation where you had to...".

If you read the job description carefully you can pretty much determine which criteria they are looking for, and therefore predict the question. Anyone who fails one of these interviews should probably check out chemical castration options, as they're probably too dumb to breed.

This crap came in around the same time as "personnel" became "human resource".

Oops, bullshit meter alert!

No, I don't like criteria based interviews, before anyone asks.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 10:06:51 AM »
Whenever I interview a person (or interview for a job) I'm more interested in finding out about the personality and seeing if it's a good match. You have to ask a few of those BS type questions just to get a feel for the person. I find open ended questions that have nothing to do with the actual job are best. It's amazing how many people don't have responses for those simple sorts of questions. Or who answer them like my brother:
Them: "Why do you want to work here?"
Him: "Because I need money."

Them: "Why should we hire you?"
Him: "Because I'm the best."

In my experience, most people are not that talented in interviews and are not able to fake their way through it. Some can but there are hints that they might be putting you through the paces. Sometime you just get the feeling inside but kudos to them because they usually get hired, or at least recommended.


I find there are two interview styles (good ones at least):
1. Interviewing to get the job (say what they want to hear)
2. Interviewing for a job you'll enjoy (speak honestly)

My favorite question is still:
If you won the lottery, what would you do?

College grads and the people who need the job will generally answer it in some sort of responsible form. You can throw those people out immediately ;). Otherwise you'll get an answer closer to "I wouldn't be working here". I also give bonus points for creativity during the interview. Actually now that I think about it, I've got a new question.
What is the laziest thing you've ever done at work?
I'm a really lazy person and happen to think that laziness can spark great creativity (think TV remote).
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 10:09:39 AM »
>>I'm a really lazy person and happen to think that laziness can spark great creativity

So true. I spend hours making my job easier to do.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 10:31:14 AM »
If I recorded the amount of time I worked on ways to make something faster or just easier to maneuver, it would probably equal the amount of time I actually spend working.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 10:37:14 AM »
ober I have seen you "work" you know...

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 11:02:10 AM »
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2007, 01:01:55 PM »
It's because too many companies subscribe to bullshit like this instead of relying on good old-fashioned interviewing skills.

Is it safe for me to click on that?

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yes, I guess it is... Of course, some poor bastard will click the link, his boss will walk in and think he's practicing his interview skills for another job, and he'll be fired. Damn this internet!

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 09:10:08 AM »
I wonder about personal references. Who'd ever put down someone that'd give them a bad reference?
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 12:31:11 PM »
I'm getting ready to do some interviews for hiring at a summer camp I do...I'm going to toss a scnario at them - "What do you do if a kid doesn't want to participate.  I'd like to see if they can answer quickly and if they can come up with somehting other than encouraging them to play...ie if the child still won't come, you leave him/her and come back to them in a couple minutes.
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 12:40:35 PM »
You beat the crap out of the kid and see how much fun THAT is.

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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 01:08:44 PM »
You're hired.
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Re: What do interviews really test?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 02:15:48 PM »
Wait you mean bribery isn't the right answer?
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