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I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« on: September 27, 2009, 07:55:37 PM »
I really, really do. You seem like a nice guy and all, and you are very talented, yet you keep FUCKING me. See in week one i chose you as a starter. The rest of my lineup saved, but your an oppositional asshole and somehow defied all logic and programming to keep your ass firmly planted to my bench. You had a great time that day, not that i shared in it with you. Come week two i was happy to see your smiling face on my starting lineup. You slacked off, asshole, and it upset me.

So then comes this week. You didn't practice at all, you were listed as questionable, and andy reid was quoted in a press release that you would most likely not play tonight. So sadly i had to bench you. And you, Mr. Jackson, stabbed me in the back. Not only did you play, but you yet again had a fantastic night and racked up 22.9 FUCKING POINTS!!

Enjoy your upcoming bye week. I can only hope you dont get hit by a truck, cause i really need you to get your act together.
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hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 08:16:58 PM »
Sorry you don't know how to run a fantasy team, duderino
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 08:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Govtcheez on September 27, 2009, 08:16:58 PM
Sorry you don't know how to run a fantasy team, duderino

i only benched him because f'n reid said he wouldnt play. At least moss finally did something
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Quote from: ober on September 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?

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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 08:51:36 PM »
Ummm... he has been on your bench all three weeks, all three weeks he has done well, and all three weeks it wouldn't have affected the outcome of your matchup.

And holy crap, the Lions won, is the town rioting?
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 08:57:15 PM »
He didn't have a good week in week 1

edit: and haha yeah good detroit thing happened we must be burnin shit down haha
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 08:59:50 PM »
Also Rotoworld says Reid said on Friday that he'd probably start today and it was confirmed at 11:40 this morning.  So I guess you might want to pay more attention
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 10:59:59 AM »
Gonna bump this again just to point out that the Steelers and the Lions have the same record.  That is all.
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 11:27:53 AM »
49ers: 2-1

:woot:


Oh, and :fu: Brett Farvrvruh
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 02:46:24 PM »
Quote from: charlie on September 28, 2009, 11:27:53 AM
49ers: 2-1

:woot:

Speakin of which, I hate you, Frank Gore.  Get me like a million points last week and then get hurt after 4 yards yesterday.  What a jerk.
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 02:48:11 PM »
THE FACE OF A JERK
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 03:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Govtcheez on September 28, 2009, 02:48:11 PM
THE FACE OF A JERK

There's something just plain wrong about you bailing on both ES leagues (including a keeper!) and then bitching about your other fantasy leagues in here.
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Govtcheez

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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 03:15:05 PM »
The other fantasy leagues are for money and I really don't have time for more than 2.  Cash money wins every time homey
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 03:16:39 PM »
Plus actually bailing on the leagues and making my spot available for someone else makes it better for everyone since when I eventually go off the reservation again you won't have a team with an absent owner.
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 04:58:04 PM »
Yeah, yeah, of course money leagues trump "for fun" leagues.

I actually don't mind absent owners, but whatever. I'm just giving you a hard time.
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Re: I hate you, Desean Jackson.
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 06:28:07 PM »
That's fine I deserve it.

I'm really just bumping this thread hoping RoD replies again
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