I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store," and that was it.
There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair...
I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."
I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin' to fuck."
I KNOW, IT SUCKS, SCREW YOU!
