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« on: June 06, 2005, 02:34:55 AM »
Ive had my Virgin sim for ages and this week when people have tried to call me they've gotten onto some chick, so today i rang up Virgin to see whats going on...


Me: Hi when people try to ring me they get onto somebody else bla bla bla
Them: [checks] Sometimes they resell numbers and it looks like thats happened to you.
Me: Ok...uh i was kinda using that though...
Them: They'll contact you sometime to tell you what to do

WHAT THE HELL!?!?! Since when do they resell active numbers!?!?!

On a lighter note, she's gotten quite the amount of prank/abusive calls from me and my friends, pretending we think she's "Chris"
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 02:55:33 AM »
a.) is she hot?
b.) pix?
c.) that's retarded.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 08:01:41 AM »
You should really specify... I was hoping for a total sex story.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 12:16:23 PM »
Yeah... me too.

But related to your post Chris.  WTF!  I would be pissed if they just sold my number to somebody else.
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 02:50:25 PM »
Ignore me. I thought it said a virgin. I thought it was a ritual sacrifice thread (again).
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 04:29:02 PM »
hey i brought the virgin
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2005, 04:55:31 PM »
Caption: "OK, which of you fuckers put superglue on my fingers?"
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 09:27:21 PM »
Govt you die!

However I suspect that within a few days that statement will no longer be valid.  I'll be sure to let all my friends at entropysink (almost typed fdd...) know when it happens.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 09:34:14 PM »
That'll be a short PM list.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2005, 09:36:19 PM »
LOLOL
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2005, 09:45:02 PM »
Haha, you're a virgin.  And you just admitted it to a bunch of people who really don't like you.
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2005, 11:13:57 AM »
blah
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2005, 12:21:48 PM »
How about this for your avatar, elmutt?
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2005, 02:37:33 PM »
:rofl:
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