i did like this one:
"They're asking everyone to stay within the office."
"Oh. What about lunch?"
"Er..."
"We can go out for lunch, right?"
"No!"
"Well are you ordering pizza or something?"
never get between an englishman and his midday meal.
This actually reminded me of a film called 'The Lady Vanishes' - and i mean the original Hitchcock one with Michael Redgrave' - there were two Englishmen in it called Charters and Caldicott (though one of those actors was officially Welsh - but meh) played by Naunton Wayne and Basil Radford. As people vanish, people die, the American woman panicks (though Margaret Lockwood was a brit I'm sure she was playing an American - though i might be wrong) and battle starts to rage - these two are more interested in the fact that the train will be late and they will miss the start of the test match.
Iris Henderson: I was having tea about an hour ago with an English lady. You saw her, didn't you?
Charters: Well, I don't know, I mean, I was talking to my friend, wasn't I?
Caldicott: Indubitably.
Iris Henderson: Yes, but you were sitting at the next table. She turned and borrowed the sugar. You must remember.
Charters: Yes, I recall passing the sugar.
Iris Henderson: Well then you saw her.
Charters: I repeat we were deep in conversation. We were discussing cricket.
Iris Henderson: Well, I don't see how a thing like cricket can make you forget seeing people.
Charters: Oh, don't you? If that's your attitude, there's nothing more to be said! Come Caldicott. "A thing like cricket!"
Gilbert: Wrong tactics. We should've told him we were looking for a lost cricket ball.
heck i am going to have to rewatch that film this afternoon now. I adored a young Michael Redgrave.