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« on: July 25, 2005, 11:38:58 PM »
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.

 So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research

 shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.

 Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"

 The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness

 and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

 Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind And confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife

 and six children."

 The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a

 mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

 The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea"

And the lawyer says, So... if I didn't give any money to them, what in the hell makes you think I'd ever give any to you?"
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 11:43:57 PM »
Almost as funny as your JOTD 30/5/2005 joke. :P

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2005, 12:13:55 AM »
...and your mother too.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2005, 08:09:04 AM »
I could see that punchline coming from a mile away, just like stealth's mom.

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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2005, 08:15:08 AM »
no comment, 5/10.
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 08:21:57 AM »
6/10, gave me a chuckle.

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2005, 08:49:30 AM »
Last time I ever tell a joke to you fuckers then.
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2005, 08:51:56 AM »
Quote from: Govtcheez
I could see that punchline coming from a mile away, just like stealth's mom.
Hahaha...this might have been funnier than the original joke.
[post=3832]axon[/post]: I hate it when people copy my originality :p

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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2005, 09:09:08 AM »
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']Last time I ever tell a joke to you fuckers then.

LOL.  aww... don't get your panties in a bunch.  We can't help it you're not funny.

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2005, 09:21:07 AM »
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']Last time I ever tell a joke to you fuckers then.
promise? :D

what next, one of those "I just realized I hated you all so I'm leaving forever" posts?

j/p :p
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2005, 09:41:17 AM »
I thought it was decent 6.5/10

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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2005, 09:45:24 AM »
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what next, one of those "I just realized I hated you all so I'm leaving forever" posts?
If I had a nickel for everytime stealth's made one of those, I'd have a shitload of nickels :p

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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2005, 09:48:53 AM »
At least enough to buy a Coke or something.

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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2005, 10:07:31 AM »
HAHAHA... 1!

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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2005, 10:31:02 AM »
well i guess i've been sheltered b/c that's the fist time i heard it - 7/10
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