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So my doctor tells me......
« on: April 09, 2008, 07:24:12 PM »
that my cholesterol is 248. HOLY SHIT!!
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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 12:06:27 AM »
stop eating at places like five guys/cheeseburger cheesburger then.

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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 06:17:39 AM »
Take care of this immediately.  I just lost my buddy over that kind of shit.  He was 44 and I miss him daily.  I don't wanna have to say that about you.

JK Cheeburger not Cheeseburger.  Odd huh?   :dunno:

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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 08:58:43 AM »
i fiogure it will level itsself out
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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 09:42:09 AM »
i fiogure it will level itsself out

I don't think it works that way  :dunno:

my cholesterol is <150 which is good, but I'm on medication for my triglyceride levels which are currently in the "high" range. They had been in the "very high" category and, a few months ago when I stopped taking my meds for two weeks, they jumped to the "oh my God how is your heart still beating" range.
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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 09:44:09 AM »
Don't know what mine is...I hate needles, but I run every others day, so...RoD, I bet I can run farther than you can this afternoon.
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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 09:56:22 AM »
Eat Cheerios.

Don't eat Cheez-its.

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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 09:57:40 AM »
You probably can outrun me, my ACL still isnt fully healed up lol
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Re: So my doctor tells me......
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM »
Im going to attempt to clean up my health. As a final salute, i went to five guys a few minutes ago. 2 bacon burgers with fried onions, A1, and mayo and two large fries. YUMMY!!
hey ethic if you and i were both courting lily allen..... oh wait, which one of us has a relationship that lasted more than the bus ride home?