Ok, so I still haven't finished the movie, but I'm on my 3rd day of trying, so I thought I'd post my thoughts thus far:
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
So far, it's been... stupid scene with some kid taming a wild horse, lunatic mother telling kid what to do, huge battle scene with some guy hitting other guys with someone's head, sex scene with some chick with huge knockers where Alexander tries to make an heir, and lots of man-looks. Oh, and I had to see frickin Colin Farrel's BALLS!
This movie is really confusing and somewhat hard to follow other than a few of the basic plot details.
So far I give it a 5/10, and 4 of those are for the naked chick. This is for the Director's Cut, BTW.